# Vapour Loungee: Agent-Direct Score B (75.4%) Site: http://www.smashsalongr.com Report: https://directindex.org/r/smashsalon.com Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Vapour Loungee is mostly ready for agents. An AI assistant can open Vapour Loungee's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site. ## Direct links - Book directly: https://smashsalon.com/stylists/ (on the business's own site) - Phone: +447903272554 - Address: 400 Cranbrook Road, IG2 6HW, Ilford ## Nearby, also direct Places near Vapour Loungee that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Cupp Bubble Tea (60 m): https://directindex.org/r/cuppbubbletea.co.uk ## What to fix first - **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **Structured data is incomplete.** (+6 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business - **The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data.** The site shows 1-616-320-2048, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists +447903272554. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org. ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Vapour Loungee > organization in 400 Cranbrook Road, IG2 6HW, Ilford, London cafes and bars. Phone +447903272554. ## Book or order directly - Book: https://smashsalon.com/stylists/ (on the business's own site) ## About - Website: http://www.smashsalongr.com - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. - **Structured data found (Organization).** no address, phone or hours in it - **Booking on your own site.** Agents can book without going through a marketplace. ## Where it stands 1038 of 5710 in London cafes and bars. Top 18% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 50% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 22% | no | Nearest places in the index: Cupp Bubble Tea (B, 55 m, https://directindex.org/r/cuppbubbletea.co.uk); Tea Break (D, 73 m, https://directindex.org/r/tbreak.uk); Metro Coffee Express (D, 107 m, https://directindex.org/r/metrocoffee.co.uk); 9zero Bar Essex (B, 147 m, https://directindex.org/r/facesleisure.co.uk); Black Moon Lounge (F, 155 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackmoonlounge.co.uk); Cakes & Shakes (F, 187 m, https://directindex.org/r/cakesandshakes.co.uk); Shri Bheemas Indian Restaurant (F, 242 m, https://directindex.org/r/shribheemas.co.uk); Gardener's Cottage Cafe (F, 335 m, https://directindex.org/r/valentinesmansion.com); Valentines Park Cafe (D, 862 m, https://directindex.org/r/valentinesparkcafe.com); Moroccan Gardens (F, 1478 m, https://directindex.org/r/moroccangarden.co.uk). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 57% (28% A or B, 145483 sites); This site 75.4%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/smashsalon.com/agent-view ## Businesses like Vapour Loungee in London cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5710 | 50% | 30% | 75.4% | | Sites built with WordPress in London cafes and bars | 1669 | 60% | 38% | 75.4% | The best of the sites built with WordPress in London cafes and bars: Artistcafelondon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/artistcafelondon.co.uk); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Cinnamon Culture (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cinnamonculture.com); Eastcheap Records (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/eastcheaprecords.com); Loiutyr (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/laballerina.co.uk). With the two fixes above (No menu or price list found; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 49th of 5,710 in London cafes and bars, up from 1038th. ## The direct record What agents get for Vapour Loungee, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/smashsalon.com - Book: https://smashsalon.com/stylists/ (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested) - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: +447903272554 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/smashsalon.com/book ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no Found one hop past the home page: contact page /about/: booking link (own domain). ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 9 | 25 | | Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/smashsalon.com - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md) - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/smashsalon.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/smashsalon.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=smashsalon.com&force=1