# Small Beer: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.smallbeern8.co.uk
Report: https://directindex.org/r/smallbeern8.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Small Beer's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-16 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Small Beer, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page. A real browser was tried as well and got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
2295 of 2436 in London cafes and bars. Top 94% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 69% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Little Mercies (B, 74 m, https://directindex.org/r/littlemercies.co.uk); Rosemary (F, 107 m, https://directindex.org/r/rosemarycafe.co.uk); B/alt Bakery (B, 109 m, https://directindex.org/r/baltrewards.com); The Queens (F, 112 m, https://directindex.org/r/thequeenscrouchend.co.uk); Harris + Hoole (D, 188 m, https://directindex.org/r/harrisandhoole.co.uk); King's Head (B, 236 m, https://directindex.org/r/thekingsheadcrouchend.co.uk); The Wooden Cross (D, 259 m, https://directindex.org/r/the-wooden-cross.com); Coffee Circus (D, 267 m, https://directindex.org/r/coffeecircus.co.uk); Maynard Arms (B, 272 m, https://directindex.org/r/maynardarmsn8.co.uk); Floral Hall (D, 282 m, https://directindex.org/r/floralhall-london.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Small Beer in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 2436 | 54% | 38% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk); Be At One Monument (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Conuco (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/conuco.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Small Beer, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/smallbeern8.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-We 16:00-01:00; Th-Fr 16:00-02:00; Sa 12:00-02:00; Su 12:00-01:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/smallbeern8.co.uk/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/smallbeern8.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=smallbeern8.co.uk&force=1