# Sleazy Pizza: Agent-Direct Score B (78.5%) Site: https://www.sleazypizza.com/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/sleazypizza.com Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Sleazy Pizza is mostly ready for agents. An AI assistant can open Sleazy Pizza's website. What Sleazy Pizza offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It finds a way to book or order directly, through StoreKit. ## Direct links - Order directly: https://order.storekit.com/sleazy-pizza/menu (through storekit acting for the business) - Menu: https://www.sleazypizza.com/wp-content/themes/sleazypizza/pdf/Sleazy-Pizza-Summer-Menu.pdf - Phone: +442071137569 - Address: The Old Truman Brewery, Unit 3 Dray Walk, E1 6QL, London - Prices: 5 prices on the site, the middle one £35.00 ## Nearby, also direct Places near Sleazy Pizza that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Aba-Ra! (120 m): https://directindex.org/r/abara.co.uk - Sud Italia (250 m): https://directindex.org/r/suditaliapizza.co.uk - Rudy's Pizza Napoletana (360 m): https://directindex.org/r/rudyspizza.co.uk - Pizza East (460 m): https://directindex.org/r/pizzaeast.com - Eataly (600 m): https://directindex.org/r/eataly.co.uk ## What to fix first - **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **Menu or price list is a PDF.** (+3 points) Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business - **The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data.** The site shows 0207 770 6050, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists +442071137569. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org. ## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored) - **5 prices on the landing page, the middle one £35.00.** In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £11.90. ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Sleazy Pizza > local business (pizza) in The Old Truman Brewery, Unit 3 Dray Walk, E1 6QL, London, London. Phone +442071137569. ## Book or order directly - Order: https://order.storekit.com/sleazy-pizza/menu (through storekit acting for the business) - Menu: https://www.sleazypizza.com/wp-content/themes/sleazypizza/pdf/Sleazy-Pizza-Summer-Menu.pdf ## About - Website: https://www.sleazypizza.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. - **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, phone - **Ordering through storekit on your own domain.** There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours. ## Where it stands 1799 of 9352 in London. Top 19% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 36% | no | Nearest places with a similar menu: Aba-Ra! (C, 120 m, https://directindex.org/r/abara.co.uk); PickyWops (C, 199 m, https://directindex.org/r/pickywops.com); Sud Italia (B, 245 m, https://directindex.org/r/suditaliapizza.co.uk); Rudy's Pizza Napoletana (B, 360 m, https://directindex.org/r/rudyspizza.co.uk); Pizza East (C, 457 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzaeast.com); The Stable (D, 547 m, https://directindex.org/r/stablepizza.com); 1n1 Fashion Pizza (F, 599 m, https://directindex.org/r/1n1fashionnpizza.com); Eataly (B, 600 m, https://directindex.org/r/eataly.co.uk); Johnny Take Uè London (C, 821 m, https://directindex.org/r/johnnypizzaportafoglio.it); Zia Lucia (B, 853 m, https://directindex.org/r/zialucia.com). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Sleazy Pizza wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 57% (28% A or B, 145483 sites); Sites using StoreKit 68% (48% A or B, 23 sites); This site 78.5%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/sleazypizza.com/agent-view ## Businesses like Sleazy Pizza in London | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in London | 9352 | 54% | 35% | 78.5% | | Sites built with WordPress in London | 2751 | 66% | 47% | 78.5% | | Sites using StoreKit in London | 25 | 73% | 56% | 78.5% | | Sites built with WordPress and using StoreKit in London | 11 | 73% | 55% | 78.5% | The best of the sites built with WordPress and using StoreKit in London: Shiro Sushi (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/shirosushi.co.uk); Scarpetta (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/scarpettapasta.com); Bread & Truffle (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/breadandtruffle.com); Pittagoras (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/pittagoras.co.uk); Dub Pan (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/dubpan.com). With the two fixes above (Structured data is incomplete; Menu or price list is a PDF), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 826th of 9,352 in London, up from 1799th. ## The direct record What agents get for Sleazy Pizza, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/sleazypizza.com - Book: none on record - Order: https://order.storekit.com/sleazy-pizza/menu (vendor on own site: StoreKit; found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested) - Menu: https://www.sleazypizza.com/wp-content/themes/sleazypizza/pdf/Sleazy-Pizza-Summer-Menu.pdf (pdf; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +442071137569 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/sleazypizza.com/order, https://directindex.org/go/sleazypizza.com/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no - Vendor terms for agents, StoreKit: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet. ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 16 | 25 | | Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/sleazypizza.com - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md) - AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md) - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/sleazypizza.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/sleazypizza.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=sleazypizza.com&force=1