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title: What an AI agent reads on Sleazy Pizza · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/sleazypizza.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Sleazy Pizza

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [sleazypizza.com](https://www.sleazypizza.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

6,001

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Sleazy Pizza Sleazy Pizza – Naughty! Saucy! Hot! · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 6,001 characters:

```
Sleazy Pizza Sleazy Pizza – Naughty! Saucy! Hot! Sleazy PizzaNaughty! Saucy! Hot! Menu Order Now Merch Contact Menu Order Now Merch Contact Free pizza! Naughty! Saucy! Hot! “The Sauciest 12 Inches Of Your Life!” Order Online 12” Dreams The sleaziest slices money can buy... feast your eyes on our deliciously naughty pies. 1/9 Margherita (v) Classic San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella, basil, permesan dusting. 2/9 V-Rated (v) San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella, red peppers, mushrooms, black olives, red onion. 3/9 Naughty Napoletana San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella, anchovies, capers, black olives, oregano. 4/9 The Devil (Diavola) San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella, spicy salami, fresh chilli, basil. 5/9 X-Rated San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella, spicy nduja, red onion, black olives. 6/9 Burning Love San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella with chilli flakes, halal pepperoni, goat cheese, rocket, and a drizzle of hot honey. 7/9 Sleazy Wonder San Marzano tomato, fior di latte mozzarella, ham, artichokes, mushrooms, black olives. 8/9 Vegan Lover (vg) San Marzano tomato, vegan buffalo mozzarella, zesty lemon & herb marinated plant-based chicken, red peppers and spinach. 9/9 Emmanuelle White fior di latte mozzarella base with Brie and diced pancetta. See Full Menu Teasers Nocellara Olives Garlic Bread with Mozzarella Sleazeballs: Our signature deep-fried doughballswith Mozzarella fillingwith Mozzarella & Nduja filling David's MeatballsPork & beef with tomato sauce, parmesan & basil Burrata Caprese SaladCreamy burrata with yellow and red cherry tomatoes on a bed of rocket One Night Specials Fried & DippedFried and then baked for extra crunch. Double dripping with stracciatella, topped with fresh basil, a squeeze of lemon
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | Sleazy Pizza |
| Telephone | 0207 770 6050 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a PDF www.sleazypizza.com/wp-content/themes/sleazypizza/pdf/Sleazy |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [order.storekit.com/sleazy-pizza/menu](https://order.storekit.com/sleazy-pizza/menu) | ordering | storekit, acting for the business |
| [deliveroo.co.uk/menu/London/brick-lane/sleazy-pizza-dray-walk?day=toda](https://deliveroo.co.uk/menu/London/brick-lane/sleazy-pizza-dray-walk?day=today&geohash=gcpvn756vw5b&time=ASAP) | ordering | deliveroo, a marketplace |

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```json
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```