# Sir John: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.sir-john.net/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/sir-john.net
Scanned: 2026-10-20 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Sir John's website on 2026-10-20 (http 503). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Sir John's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +49 89 8974 4975
- Address: Altostraße 13 81245 München
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mo 16:00+; Tu-Sa 11:00+
- Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Sir John that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Beerencafé (1.9 km): https://directindex.org/r/hofis.com
- Tante Chylla (2.5 km): https://directindex.org/r/tante-chylla.com
- Restaurant Bambusgarten (2.9 km): https://directindex.org/r/pflanzen-koelle.de
- Lorossi (3.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/lorossi.de

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server answered Service Unavailable. Hosting firewalls often answer that way to anything that isn't a browser. A real browser tried too and got http_503.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1085 of 1102 in Munich cafes and bars. Top 98% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 89% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 63% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 88% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 34% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 38% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Aubinger Herzl (D, 170 m, https://directindex.org/r/aubinger-herzl.de); Marea (D, 1196 m, https://directindex.org/r/wixsite.com); Jamidar Pub & Event Location (C, 1818 m, https://directindex.org/r/jamidar.de); Beerencafé (C, 1947 m, https://directindex.org/r/hofis.com); Tante Chylla (F, 2522 m, https://directindex.org/r/tante-chylla.com); Coffeeteam München (F, 2705 m, https://directindex.org/r/coffeeteam.de); Segafredo (D, 2737 m, https://directindex.org/r/raststaetten.de); Restaurant Bambusgarten (A, 2887 m, https://directindex.org/r/pflanzen-koelle.de); Almaha (F, 2979 m, https://directindex.org/r/deviantart.com); Lorossi (C, 3143 m, https://directindex.org/r/lorossi.de).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Sir John in Munich cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Munich cafes and bars | 1102 | 46% | 16% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Munich cafes and bars: Boazn - Öffentliche Bedürfnisanstalt (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/boazn.de); Café Dupont (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafedupont.eu); Notting Hill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/nottinghillcafe.de); Ziegelhaus (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ziegelhaus-muenchen.de); Mini Moment Kids Café (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/minimomentkids.de).

## The direct record
What agents get for Sir John, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/sir-john.net
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo 16:00+; Tu-Sa 11:00+ (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +49 89 8974 4975

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/sir-john.net/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/sir-john.net/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=sir-john.net&force=1