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title: What an AI agent reads on Coffeeshop Simpel Minds · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/simpelminds.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Coffeeshop Simpel Minds

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [simpelminds.com](http://www.simpelminds.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

4,073

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Coffeeshop Den Haag Simpel Minds Weed · language nl. First 1,800 of 4,073 characters:

```
Coffeeshop Den Haag Simpel Minds Weed top of pagecoffeeshop since 1984HomeAboutHuisregelsContactBlogMore...Use tab to navigate through the menu items.​ HOME MENU ABOUTWelkom bij Coffeeshop Simpel MindsCoffeeshop Simpel Minds opende de deuren in 1984 en is sindsdien 1 van de oudste en bekendste Cannabis stores van Den Haag en omstreken. Onze coffeeshop is niet zomaar een plek waar men cannabis kan verkrijgen; het is een historisch monument in het hart van Den Haag. Als de oudste coffeeshop in de stad dragen we met trots de erfenis van decennia cannabis cultuur in Nederland. Als oudste coffeeshop in Den Haag, zijn we niet alleen een cannabiswinkel, maar een levendige pijler van de lokale gemeenschap. Met een rijke geschiedenis en een diepe betrokkenheid bij onze buurt, bieden wij niet zomaar producten van hoge kwaliteit; wij leveren een authentieke, verfijnde cannabiservaring. Er is voldoende parkeergelegenheid voor de deur en we zijn goed bereikbaar met de tram en bus. Maandag t/m Zondag OPEN van 08:00 - 22:00BLOGHAZE BERRYSativa 70% - 30% INDICA Haze Berry induceert een effect dat van stapel loopt met een explosie van inspiratie en euforie. Als donderslag bij heldere hemel krijg je zin om vergeten creatieve projecten uit te voeren of de sportschool te bezoeken. gevolgd door een ontspannende, maar toch nog inspirerende stone. BLUE FIN KUSHindica 60 % - Sativa 40 %De Blue Fin Kush is een bijzondere indica dominante hybride strain, met een interessante smaak en een goed gebalanceerde high. De bud heeft een zoete blueberry smaak met hinten van diesel en rottende vis. ​ Het effect is net zo uniek als de smaak, het geeft je kalme en dromerige gedachten samen met diepe ontspanning in het lichaam. Perfect tegen stress, pijn en angsten.GHOST RECONindica 80% - 20% sativa Ghost Re
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | +3170345 6445 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.simpelminds.com/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (EntryPoint, SearchAction, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (+3170345 6445). An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```