# Fish & Chips Bistro: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.seeteufel.at/fish-and-chips-bistro-wien
Report: https://directindex.org/r/seeteufel.at
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Fish & Chips Bistro is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Fish & Chips Bistro, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +43 660 5638866

## What to fix first
- **The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included.** (+23 points) A plain fetch was refused (http_403); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) Agents find no link to follow on the site. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so an agent can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (no points, still worth doing) Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Fish & Chips Bistro",
  "url": "https://www.seeteufel.at/fish-and-chips-bistro-wien",
  "telephone": "+43 660 5638866",
  "email": "buchung@seeteufel.at",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Schwarzspanierstraße 22",
    "postalCode": "1090",
    "addressLocality": "Wien",
    "addressCountry": "AT"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 48.2170309,
    "longitude": 16.3589513
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Fr 11:00-19:30; Sa-Su,PH off",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:00",
      "closes": "19:30"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "fish and chips",
    "fish"
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: The site could not be read at all
- New: The site turned every visitor without a browser away; Almost no text without JavaScript; No structured data for the business; No menu or price list; No booking or ordering path at all

## Where it stands
2378 of 2562 in Vienna. Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 97% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 83% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 96% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 41% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 28% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Qero (D, 746 m, https://directindex.org/r/qero-viena.at); Kornat (B, 1205 m, https://directindex.org/r/kornat.at); Gold Fisch (D, 1273 m, https://directindex.org/r/goldfisch.wien); Wulfisch (D, 1416 m, https://directindex.org/r/wulfisch.com); Atlantis (A, 1425 m, https://directindex.org/r/atlantisfisch.at); Tonis Kulinarium 7 (F, 1677 m, https://directindex.org/r/kulinarium7.com); Takans's Fischrestaurant (C, 1713 m, https://directindex.org/r/takans.com); Nautilus (B, 2082 m, https://directindex.org/r/nautilus-fischrestaurant.at); Rinkhy (F, 2091 m, https://directindex.org/r/rinkhy.com); Fischerie (F, 2108 m, https://directindex.org/r/fischerie.at).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/seeteufel.at/agent-view

## Businesses like Fish & Chips Bistro in Vienna

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Vienna | 2562 | 50% | 24% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Vienna: BellariaVienna (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bellaria.at); Brötchenwelt-Fünfhaus (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/broetchenwelt.at); Chiki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/zuchinaman.at); Corleone (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/corleonevienna.at); Diyar Etli Ekmek & Grill Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/diyar-restaurant.at).

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website) the score would be about 81.5%: 241st of 2,562 in Vienna, up from 2378th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Fish & Chips Bistro, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/seeteufel.at
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Fr 11:00-19:30; Sa-Su,PH off (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +43 660 5638866

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_403); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/seeteufel.at/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/seeteufel.at/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=seeteufel.at&force=1