# Screwed Up Head Quarters: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.screweduprecords.com/we-moved-new-store-location-in-hiram-clarke
Report: https://directindex.org/r/screweduprecords.com
Scanned: 2026-10-23 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Screwed Up Head Quarters's website on 2026-10-23 (challenge:checking your browser). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Screwed Up Head Quarters's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +17134342888
- Address: 3538 W Fuqua St, 77045-6543, Houston

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Screwed Up Head Quarters that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Prestige Beauty Salon (2.7 km): https://directindex.org/r/parkerco.gov

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** There's a bot challenge in front of the site (challenge:checking your browser), so a plain fetch never gets to the page. A real browser tried too and got http_404.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1856 of 1906 in Houston hairdressers and beauty salons. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 96% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 14% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 21% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 62% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Butter Me Up With The Good Stuff (C, 2170 m, https://directindex.org/r/ueniweb.com); Nails By Julie (F, 2191 m, https://directindex.org/r/plushnailstudio.com); West Davis Hair Care (C, 2731 m, https://directindex.org/r/westdavishaircare.com); Prestige Beauty Salon (B, 2746 m, https://directindex.org/r/parkerco.gov).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Screwed Up Head Quarters in Houston hairdressers and beauty salons

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Houston hairdressers and beauty salons | 1906 | 46% | 20% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Houston hairdressers and beauty salons: Amy's Med Spa (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/amyshouston.com); Dr. Haresh Yalamanchili (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/belagecenter.com); Bare Necessities Spa + Medspa - Tanglewood (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/bnwax.com); Panacea Massage & Med Spa (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/panaceahouston.com); Caroline Cole Massage Therapy (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/carolinecolemassage.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Screwed Up Head Quarters, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/screweduprecords.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +17134342888

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

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Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/screweduprecords.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
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