# Schmoffee: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://schmoffee.me/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/schmoffee.me
Scanned: 2026-10-18 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Schmoffee's website on 2026-10-18 (http 401). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Schmoffee's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +61447980136

## What to fix first

- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_401.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1237 of 1259 in Brisbane cafes and bars. Top 98% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 99% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 21% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: King Country Bayside (F, 758 m, https://directindex.org/r/yfdabv11.com); Harvest Cafe (B, 1168 m, https://directindex.org/r/harvestvicpoint.com.au); Acai Brothers (D, 1272 m, https://directindex.org/r/acaibros.com.au); Victoria Point Tavern (A, 1341 m, https://directindex.org/r/victoriapointtavern.com.au); Gloria Jean's Coffees (C, 1372 m, https://directindex.org/r/gloriajeans.com); Roof Cafe Co (D, 2050 m, https://directindex.org/r/roofcafeco.com); Warra Warra (B, 3205 m, https://directindex.org/r/warrawarra.com); Thistle Espresso (C, 3225 m, https://directindex.org/r/thistleespresso.com.au); Orchy (D, 3626 m, https://directindex.org/r/orchy.com.au).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Squarespace 65% (49% A or B, 11547 sites); This site 0%.

## Businesses like Schmoffee in Brisbane cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Brisbane cafes and bars | 1259 | 54% | 31% | 0% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in Brisbane cafes and bars | 199 | 77% | 67% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with Squarespace in Brisbane cafes and bars: Miss Demeanour Laneway Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/missd.com.au); Beerwah Hotel (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/beerwahhotel.com.au); Cafe Diversity (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/cafediversity.com.au); Can You Keep A Secret (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/canyoukeepasecret.com.au); Hibiscus Bar & Terrace (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/hibiscusbarandterrace.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Schmoffee, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/schmoffee.me
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +61447980136

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/schmoffee.me/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/schmoffee.me/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=schmoffee.me&force=1