# Satisfy Eats: Agent-Direct Score D (46.2%) Site: https://satisfyeats.com/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/satisfyeats.com Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.) Satisfy Eats is hard for agents to use. AI assistants cannot open the website of Satisfy Eats, so they rely on what other sites say about it. ## Direct links - Order directly: https://satisfyeats.com/order-online (on the business's own site) - Phone: +1 612-248-8704 ## What to fix first - **The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing - **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents. - **Structured data present (LocalBusiness).** address, phone, opening hours - **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without a marketplace in the loop. ## Where it stands 319 of 416 in Minneapolis. Top 77% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 69% | yes | | Have an llms.txt | 2% | no | Nearest places in the index: Bagu Sushi & Thai (B, 25 m, https://directindex.org/r/bagusushi.com); Pizza Biga (D, 37 m, https://directindex.org/r/turtlebread.com); Hippo Pockets (B, 66 m, https://directindex.org/r/hippopockets.com); Creekside Supperclub (C, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/creeksidemn.com); Heather's (D, 831 m, https://directindex.org/r/heathersmpls.com); Italian Eatery by Travail (A, 1161 m, https://directindex.org/r/italianeaterymsp.com); La Estancia Steakhouse (A, 1192 m, https://directindex.org/r/laestanciasteakhouse.com); Xin Wong (A, 1193 m, https://directindex.org/r/xinwongmn.com); Nokko (C, 1195 m, https://directindex.org/r/nokko.house); Grand Ole Creamery (C, 1220 m, https://directindex.org/r/grandolecreamery.com). ## What assistants answer Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included. Against its peers: Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 44% (17% A or B, 1146 sites); This site 46.2%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/satisfyeats.com/agent-view ## Businesses like Satisfy Eats in Minneapolis | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Minneapolis | 416 | 63% | 48% | 46.2% | | Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Minneapolis | 8 | 59% | 38% | 46.2% | The best of the sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Minneapolis: Muffin Top Cafe (A 87.7%, https://directindex.org/r/muffintopcafe.com); Pho 79 (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/pho79caravellemlps.com); Dave's Downtown (B 78.5%, https://directindex.org/r/davesdowntown.com); The Breakfast Club (D 53.8%, https://directindex.org/r/thebreakfastclubmpls.com); Asian Max (D 49.2%, https://directindex.org/r/asianmax.restaurant). With the two fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 95.4%: 25th of 416 in Minneapolis, up from 319th. ## The direct record What agents get for Satisfy Eats, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/satisfyeats.com - Book: none on record - Order: https://satisfyeats.com/order-online (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-16, not yet tested) - Menu: none on record - Hours: Mo-Su 12:00-20:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap) - Phone: +1 612-248-8704 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/satisfyeats.com/order ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page. ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 0 | 25 | | Readable | 15 | 25 | | Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Not measured for this scan. - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/satisfyeats.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/satisfyeats.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology ยท Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=satisfyeats.com&force=1