# Sad Valley: Agent-Direct Score C (61.5%)

Site: https://www.sadvalley.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/sadvalley.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Sad Valley is partly visible to agents.
An AI assistant can open Sad Valley's website. What Sad Valley offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://www.sadvalley.com/s/SadValley_Menu_Web.pdf
- Phone: +1-503-432-8053
- Address: North Killingsworth Street 832 97217 Portland
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Thu 14:00–01:00; Fri 14:00–02:00; Sat 12:00–02:00; Sun 12:00–01:00

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Sad Valley that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Saraveza (110 m): https://directindex.org/r/saraveza.com
- Florida Room (380 m): https://directindex.org/r/floridaroom.org
- Victoria Bar (500 m): https://directindex.org/r/victoriapdx.com

## What to fix first
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Menu or price list is a PDF.** (+3 points) Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+2 points) Missing: telephone. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Sad Valley",
  "url": "https://www.sadvalley.com",
  "telephone": "+1-503-432-8053",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "North Killingsworth Street 832",
    "postalCode": "97217",
    "addressLocality": "Portland"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 45.5625515,
    "longitude": -122.6757296
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Th 14:00-01:00; Fr 14:00-02:00; Sa 12:00-02:00; Su 12:00-01:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "14:00",
      "closes": "01:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "14:00",
      "closes": "02:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "02:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "01:00"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.sadvalley.com/s/SadValley_Menu_Web.pdf"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Sad Valley

> bar or pub in North Killingsworth Street 832 97217 Portland, Portland cafes and bars. Phone +1-503-432-8053.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.sadvalley.com/s/SadValley_Menu_Web.pdf

## Opening hours

Mo-Th 14:00-01:00; Fr 14:00-02:00; Sa 12:00-02:00; Su 12:00-01:00

## About

- Website: https://www.sadvalley.com
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, opening hours

## Where it stands
181 of 453 in Portland cafes and bars. Top 40% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Tulip Shop Tavern (D, 36 m, https://directindex.org/r/tulipshoptavern.com); Coffeehouse Five (F, 73 m, https://directindex.org/r/coffeehousefivepdx.com); Saraveza (D, 113 m, https://directindex.org/r/saraveza.com); red e café coffee roasters (F, 120 m, https://directindex.org/r/theredecafe.com); The Red Fox (D, 277 m, https://directindex.org/r/redfoxpdx.com); Haymaker (C, 339 m, https://directindex.org/r/haymakerportland.com); Florida Room (C, 378 m, https://directindex.org/r/floridaroom.org); Victoria Bar (B, 503 m, https://directindex.org/r/victoriapdx.com); Highland Spice Cafe (F, 565 m, https://directindex.org/r/highlandspicecafe.com); Flipside Coffee (F, 697 m, https://directindex.org/r/flipsidecoffee.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Squarespace 61% (41% A or B, 32150 sites); This site 61.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/sadvalley.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Sad Valley in Portland cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Portland cafes and bars | 453 | 54% | 22% | 61.5% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in Portland cafes and bars | 133 | 63% | 29% | 61.5% |

The best of the sites built with Squarespace in Portland cafes and bars: Dixie Tavern (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/dixiepdx.com); Old Town Brewing (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/otbrewing.com); T.C. O'Leary's (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/tcolearys.com); Alberta Street Pub (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/albertastreetpub.com); Hale Pele (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/halepele.com).

With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering link on the website; Menu or price list is a PDF; Almost no text without JavaScript), the score would be about 92.3%. That would be 14th of 453 in Portland cafes and bars, up from 181st.

## The direct record
What agents get for Sad Valley, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/sadvalley.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.sadvalley.com/s/SadValley_Menu_Web.pdf (pdf; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Th 14:00-01:00; Fr 14:00-02:00; Sa 12:00-02:00; Su 12:00-01:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1-503-432-8053
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/sadvalley.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 23 | 25 |
| Readable | 17 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/sadvalley.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/sadvalley.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/sadvalley.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=sadvalley.com&force=1