# Sad man's Tongue Bar and Bistro: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.sadmanstongue.net/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/sadmanstongue.net
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Sad man's Tongue Bar and Bistro's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
541 of 556 in Prague cafes and bars. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 75% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 72% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 91% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 28% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 39% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Vypecena Matka (C, 35 m, https://directindex.org/r/vypecenamatka.cz); CP1 Café (B, 81 m, https://directindex.org/r/cp1cafe.cz); Kavárna Ponrepo (D, 103 m, https://directindex.org/r/nfa.cz); Champagneria (C, 105 m, https://directindex.org/r/champagneria.cz); Kavárna Na Boršově (C, 109 m, https://directindex.org/r/eatbu.com); Cash Only Bar (F, 119 m, https://directindex.org/r/cashonlybar.cz); Choco-Café U Červené židle (C, 122 m, https://directindex.org/r/choco-cafe.cz); Ebel Coffee Farm (B, 127 m, https://directindex.org/r/ebelcoffee.cz); Klub Betlémská (C, 153 m, https://directindex.org/r/burza4.com); Hostinec u Rotundy (F, 162 m, https://directindex.org/r/pivniceurotundy.cz).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Sad man's Tongue Bar and Bistro in Prague cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Prague cafes and bars | 556 | 46% | 13% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Prague cafes and bars: Sladká Cesta (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/sladkacesta.cz); ALIBI (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/alibi-bar.cz); Cacao (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/cacaoprague.cz); Hospůdka Sokol (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/restauracesokol.cz); Lavish Lounge (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/lavish-lounge.cz).

## The direct record
What agents get for Sad man's Tongue Bar and Bistro, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/sadmanstongue.net
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: We-Su 11:00-05:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/sadmanstongue.net/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=sadmanstongue.net&force=1