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title: What an AI agent reads on The Retro Bar · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/retrobarlondon.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Retro Bar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [retrobarlondon.co.uk](https://www.retrobarlondon.co.uk/london), from the copy the scanner kept.

2,128

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Pub in Westminster | Live Entertainment · language en. First 1,800 of 2,128 characters:

```
Pub in Westminster | Live Entertainment2 George Court,Westminster,Greater London,WC2N 6HH,England0207 8398760retrobar.london@stonegategroup.co.ukQuick LinksChristmas 2026CareersGuest Safety© Copyright 2026 Retro Bar. All rights reserved. Terms and ConditionsPrivacy PolicyCookie PolicyCareersLeave FeedbackStonegate GroupOperated byPowered byWhat's OnChristmas 2026MenusMiXR Rewards AppSign UpOpening TimesWelcome to Retro BarLondonWhat's OnView our upcoming eventsMake a BookingBook at table at Retro Bar LondonTucked away down a little alley, this hidden gem is one of the West End’s friendliest gay venues. Occupying a site which has been a pub since the 17th century, Retro Bar has been a secret haven for the eccentric and the alternative LGBTQIA+ crowd since the 90s. Famous for our Insta-friendly rock ’n’ roll ‘gallery’ walls and eclectic jukebox, covering everything from disco treats to sleazy beats, we’re proud to be a safe and welcoming space for those who feel that they don’t quite fit in anywhere else.Upcoming eventsSee what is coming up at Retro Bar London.View EventsSign Up To Hear From UsSign up today for the latest offers, events and discounts sashayed right into your inbox!Family policyNo Under 18’s PolicySign Up NowOpening TimesMonday4 pm - 11 pmTuesday4 pm - 11 pmWednesday4 pm - 11 pmThursday4 pm - 11 pmFriday2 pm - 11 pmSaturday2 pm - 11 pmSunday2 pm - 10:30 pmOpening TimesMonday4 pm - 11 pmTuesday4 pm - 11 pmWednesday4 pm - 11 pmThursday4 pm - 11 pmFriday2 pm - 11 pmSaturday2 pm - 11 pmSunday2 pm - 10:30 pmSpecialView all opening timesMake a BookingFind usAddress2 George Court, Westminster, Greater London, WC2N 6HH, EnglandPhone0207 8398760Emailretrobar.london@stonegategroup.co.ukLeave a ReviewOpening TimesMonday4 pm - 11 pmTuesday4 pm - 11 pmWednesd
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | BarOrPub |
| Name | Retro Bar London |
| Telephone | 0207 8398760 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.retrobarlondon.co.uk/drinks |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 4 (BarOrPub, GeoCoordinates, LocationFeatureSpecification, OpeningHoursSpecification, Organization, Place) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (0207 8398760). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the [report](https://directindex.org/r/retrobarlondon.co.uk) turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.

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```json
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```