# Quai des Bananes: Agent-Direct Score F (39.5%)

Site: http://www.quaidesbananes.be/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/quaidesbananes.be
Scanned: 2026-10-18 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Quai des Bananes is largely invisible to agents.
Some AI assistants are turned away by Quai des Bananes's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. To book or order, it is sent to Privateaser, a marketplace.

## Direct links
- Phone: +32494767268

## What to fix first

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **The footer says © 2021.** Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. In Brussels, 65% of comparable sites that show a year say 2025 or later.

- **No structured data for the business.** (+14 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Booking only through privateaser.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Requests as GPTBot (http_429) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Quai des Bananes",
  "url": "http://www.quaidesbananes.be/",
  "telephone": "+32494767268",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 50.8473065,
    "longitude": 4.3501128
  }
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Quai des Bananes

> bar or pub in Brussels cafes and bars. Phone +32494767268.

## About

- Website: http://www.quaidesbananes.be/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.

## Where it stands
383 of 581 in Brussels cafes and bars. Top 66% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 97% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 41% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Bonnefooi (C, 45 m, https://directindex.org/r/lebonnefooi.be); Latté Pilates & Coffee (B, 52 m, https://directindex.org/r/latte.brussels); Downtown Brussels (B, 52 m, https://directindex.org/r/downtown-brussels.com); AB Loge 2 (B, 69 m, https://directindex.org/r/abconcerts.be); Jungle Bar (B, 83 m, https://directindex.org/r/junglebar.be); Pierre Ledent (B, 89 m, https://directindex.org/r/pierreledent.be); BB Bar (D, 91 m, https://directindex.org/r/bbxl.be); Café Capitale (D, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackpotioncoffee.com); HomoErectus By Spit It Out  (B, 95 m, https://directindex.org/r/sauvermonbar.fr); Doctor Beer (A, 101 m, https://directindex.org/r/doctorbeer.be).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites using Privateaser 54% (17% A or B, 35 sites); This site 39.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/quaidesbananes.be/agent-view

## Businesses like Quai des Bananes in Brussels cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Brussels cafes and bars | 581 | 52% | 27% | 39.5% |
| Sites using Privateaser in Brussels cafes and bars | 2 | 50% | 0% | 39.5% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Brussels cafes and bars: 36 Baronomie (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/baronomie.be); Café Boudin (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafenovo.be); Cali Stockel (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/conceptcali.be); CiPiaCe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cipiace.be); Délifrance (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/delifrancerestaurants.com).

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking only through privateaser; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 90.3%. That would be 30th of 581 in Brussels cafes and bars, up from 383rd.

## The direct record
What agents get for Quai des Bananes, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/quaidesbananes.be
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +32494767268

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, Privateaser: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 21.7 | 25 |
| Readable | 1 | 25 |
| Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/quaidesbananes.be
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/quaidesbananes.be/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/quaidesbananes.be/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=quaidesbananes.be&force=1
