# Problem Child: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.problemchilddc.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/problemchilddc.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Problem Child's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 403). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +1-202-652-0341

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
429 of 464 in Washington, DC cafes and bars. Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 38% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 17% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Silver Social (B, 46 m, https://directindex.org/r/silversocialdc.com); Royal Sands Social Club (B, 47 m, https://directindex.org/r/royalsandsdc.com); Tap99 (B, 82 m, https://directindex.org/r/tap-99.com); Walter's Sports Bar (A, 99 m, https://directindex.org/r/waltersdc.com); The Bullpen (D, 106 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebullpendc.com); Llamabar Cafe (B, 142 m, https://directindex.org/r/llama.bar); Smoke & Mirrors (B, 604 m, https://directindex.org/r/smokeandmirrorsrooftop.com); Trouble Bird (B, 638 m, https://directindex.org/r/troublebirddc.com); Bullfeathers (C, 1071 m, https://directindex.org/r/bullfeathersonthehill.com); The Brig (B, 1110 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebrigdc.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Problem Child in Washington, DC cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 464 | 48% | 33% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars: PubKey (A 97.5%, https://directindex.org/r/pubkey.com); Bluestone Lane (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/bluestonelane.com); Buddy's (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/buddysdc.com); Courthaus Social (A 95%, https://directindex.org/r/courthaussocial.com); Boundary Stone (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/boundarystonedc.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Problem Child, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/problemchilddc.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: We-Fr 16:00-22:00+; Sa-Su 11:00-22:00+; "Open earlier for Nationals Park and Audi Field game days, DC Motorsport Community F1 watch parties, and other special events" (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1-202-652-0341

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/problemchilddc.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=problemchilddc.com&force=1