# Porky's BBQ: Agent-Direct Score D (41.5%)

Site: http://www.porkys.co.uk
Report: https://directindex.org/r/porkys.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check pending)
Porky's BBQ is hard for agents to use.

## Direct links
- Menu: http://porkys.co.uk/wp-admin/nav-menus.php?action=edit
- Phone: +44 20 7428 0998

## What to fix first, by points
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No working HTTPS.** (+3 points) The page is only served over plain http. Agents and browsers downrank or refuse it.
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: what to paste

Structured data, one block in the page head:

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Porky's BBQ",
  "url": "http://www.porkys.co.uk",
  "telephone": "+44 20 7428 0998",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Chalk Farm Road 18",
    "postalCode": "NW1 8AG",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.5422161,
    "longitude": -0.1461774
  },
  "hasMenu": "http://porkys.co.uk/wp-admin/nav-menus.php?action=edit"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt draft:

```
# Porky's BBQ

> cafe or coffee shop in Chalk Farm Road 18 NW1 8AG London, London cafes and bars. Phone +44 20 7428 0998.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: http://porkys.co.uk/wp-admin/nav-menus.php?action=edit

## About

- Website: http://www.porkys.co.uk
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.

## Where it stands
Rank 1672 of 2869 in London cafes and bars (top 58%).

| What the top tenth does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 56% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 13% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Cafe Loren (F, 47 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafeloren.co.uk); The Hawley Arms (F, 69 m, https://directindex.org/r/thehawleyarms.co.uk); Café de Nata (D, 91 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafedenata.com); Cafe Wham (D, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/whamlondon.com); Lantana Café (B, 96 m, https://directindex.org/r/lantana.co.uk); Half Hitch (D, 103 m, https://directindex.org/r/halfhitch.london); Haven Youth Cafe (C, 127 m, https://directindex.org/r/castlehaven.org.uk); Lockside Lounge (B, 129 m, https://directindex.org/r/camdenlockside.co.uk); 3 Locks Brewing Company (C, 197 m, https://directindex.org/r/3locksbeer.com); The Oxford Arms (B, 225 m, https://directindex.org/r/oxfordarmscamden.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked and claimed businesses in each city index.

Against its peers: Sites built with WordPress average 57% (26% A or B, 35830 sites); this site 41.5%.

What an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/porkys.co.uk/agent-view

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| reachable | 20 | 25 |
| readable | 7 | 25 |
| actionable | 0 | 15 (action_test pending) |
| cited | 0 | 0 (probes pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare criteria)
Level 1 of 5: Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/porkys.co.uk
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan: https://directindex.org/scan?url=porkys.co.uk&force=1
