# Platzhirsch Bern: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.platzhirsch.be/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/platzhirsch.be
Scanned: 2026-10-19 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Platzhirsch Bern's website on 2026-10-19 (challenge:access denied). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Platzhirsch Bern's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +41313113772
- Address: , , Bern

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Platzhirsch Bern that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Schlaraffenland (40 m): https://directindex.org/r/aengelibeck.ch
- Wunderbar (60 m): https://directindex.org/r/lokero.ch
- McCarthy's Irish Pub (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/mccarthysirishpub.ch
- Kuckucksmarkt (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/progr.ch
- Kurt & Kurt (100 m): https://directindex.org/r/kurtundkurt.ch

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** There's a bot challenge in front of the site (challenge:access denied), so a plain fetch never gets to the page. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
193 of 198 in Bern cafes and bars. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 35% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 90% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 5% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Schlaraffenland (D, 37 m, https://directindex.org/r/aengelibeck.ch); Tea Time (C, 48 m, https://directindex.org/r/teaone-europe.com); Dreams Lounge (F, 53 m, https://directindex.org/r/dreamslounge.ch); Wunderbar (C, 64 m, https://directindex.org/r/lokero.ch); McCarthy's Irish Pub (C, 80 m, https://directindex.org/r/mccarthysirishpub.ch); Taxi Bar (F, 84 m, https://directindex.org/r/taxibarbern.ch); Kuckucksmarkt (D, 89 m, https://directindex.org/r/progr.ch); Lehrerzimmer (D, 94 m, https://directindex.org/r/lehrerzimmer.be); Kurt & Kurt (F, 96 m, https://directindex.org/r/kurtundkurt.ch); joli mont (F, 112 m, https://directindex.org/r/joli-mont.ch).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Bern cafes and bars and named 47 places. Platzhirsch Bern wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/bern-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Platzhirsch Bern in Bern cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Bern cafes and bars | 198 | 44% | 12% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Bern cafes and bars: Rösterei Kaffee und Bar (A 92.5%, https://directindex.org/r/roesterei.be); Turbo Lama (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/turbolama.ch); Gustavs Biergarten (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/gustavsbiergarten.ch); Contact take a way (A 85%, https://directindex.org/r/contact-arbeit.ch); Adriano's (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/adrianos.ch).

## The direct record
What agents get for Platzhirsch Bern, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/platzhirsch.be
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +41313113772

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/platzhirsch.be/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/platzhirsch.be/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=platzhirsch.be&force=1