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title: What an AI agent reads on Hið Íslenzka Reðasafn · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/phallus.is/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Hið Íslenzka Reðasafn

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [phallus.is](https://www.phallus.is/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,800

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Icelandic Phallological Museum · language en. First 1,800 of 1,800 characters:

```
The Icelandic Phallological MuseumYour browser does not support the video tag.The world's only genuine penis museumBuy ticketsArtisan coffee, craft beer and penis wafflesRVK Brewing Company crafts exceptional beers, from bold IPAs to rich stouts, blending tradition with innovation to capture the essence of Reykjavík. Our coffee, sourced from small independent growers and roasted by Kvörn Micro-Roasters, is brewed to perfection on Iceland’s only hand-built Slim Jim machine by Kees van der Westen, offering a perfect pairing of rich flavors.View menuA totally unique gift shopThe gift shop offers hundreds of penis-themed items, ranging from quirky memorabilia and board games to books and designer pieces. Whether you're looking for a unique souvenir or a playful gift, there's something memorable for every visitor.The modern story of phallologyStarting as a modest personal collection, the Icelandic Phallological Museum has grown into the world's only museum dedicated to phallology, featuring donations from across the globe. This unique institution remains entirely independent and family-owned.Read moreHonorary membersThe Honorary Members of the Icelandic Phallological Museum are individuals recognized for their unique contributions of phallic specimens. This prestigious title honors donors who help expand the museum’s one-of-a-kind collection, which began with whale phalluses gifted to founder Sigurður Hjartarson. Today, the museum celebrates these donors for their role in preserving and showcasing phallic specimens from various species around the world.Read moreThe Icelandic Phallological MuseumHafnartorg Reykjastræti 4, 101 ReykjavíkOpen every day, 10am to 7pmAdmission: 3900 ISKAccessibilityPrivacy PolicyTerms and Conditions[email protected]+354 561-6663
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.phallus.is/phallic-cafe |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [widgets.bokun.io/assets/javascripts/apps/build/BokunWidgetsLoader.js?b](https://widgets.bokun.io/assets/javascripts/apps/build/BokunWidgetsLoader.js?bookingChannelUUID=ea06c274-ab36-4a0f-ba75-ac5fb041019b) | booking | bokun, acting for the business |

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/phallus.is) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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Business listings come from OpenStreetMap contributors, under the ODbL. Scores are published under the same licence.

```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```