# Perfect Liars Club - Dc: Agent-Direct Score C (56.5%) Site: https://www.perfectliarsclub.com Report: https://directindex.org/r/perfectliarsclub.com Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Perfect Liars Club - Dc is partly visible to agents. Some AI assistants are turned away by Perfect Liars Club - Dc's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site. ## Direct links - Book directly: https://www.perfectliarsclub.com/shows.html (on the business's own site) - Address: 1523 22nd St NW, 20037-1005, Washington ## Nearby, also direct Places near Perfect Liars Club - Dc that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Compass Coffee (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/compasscoffee.com - Bread Furst (210 m): https://directindex.org/r/phillipscollection.org - Mission - Dupont Circle (310 m): https://directindex.org/r/missiondupont.com ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Requests as ClaudeBot (challenge:attention required) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Perfect Liars Club - Dc > local business in 1523 22nd St NW, 20037-1005, Washington, Washington, DC cafes and bars. ## Book or order directly - Book: https://www.perfectliarsclub.com/shows.html (on the business's own site) ## About - Website: https://www.perfectliarsclub.com - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **Booking on your own site.** Agents can book without going through a marketplace. ## Where it stands 332 of 684 in Washington, DC cafes and bars. Top 49% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 96% | yes | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 48% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 23% | no | Nearest places in the index: The Bier Baron Tavern (C, 31 m, https://directindex.org/r/1523beer.com); Soho Tea & Coffee (D, 85 m, https://directindex.org/r/sohoteaandcoffee.com); Caffè Nero (D, 87 m, https://directindex.org/r/caffenero.com); Compass Coffee (B, 88 m, https://directindex.org/r/compasscoffee.com); SYN Dupont Lounge & Bar (C, 118 m, https://directindex.org/r/syndupontloungedc.com); Spot of Tea (F, 128 m, https://directindex.org/r/drinkspotoftea.com); Bread Furst (C, 213 m, https://directindex.org/r/phillipscollection.org); Valley Brook Tea (C, 234 m, https://directindex.org/r/valleybrooktea.com); Ching Ching Cha (D, 294 m, https://directindex.org/r/chingchingcha.com); Mission - Dupont Circle (A, 307 m, https://directindex.org/r/missiondupont.com). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Washington, DC cafes and bars and named 57 places. Perfect Liars Club - Dc wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/washington-cafes-bars/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites built with Weebly 36% (1% A or B, 5264 sites); This site 56.5%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/perfectliarsclub.com/agent-view ## Businesses like Perfect Liars Club - Dc in Washington, DC cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 684 | 51% | 30% | 56.5% | | Sites built with Weebly in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 11 | 38% | 0% | 56.5% | The best of the sites built with Weebly in Washington, DC cafes and bars: Asia Nine Bar and Lounge (C 66.2%, https://directindex.org/r/asianine.com); Zeke's Coffee of DC (D 50.3%, https://directindex.org/r/zekescoffeedc.com); Coffee Nature (F 30.3%, https://directindex.org/r/thecoffeenature.com); Grace Filled Cup (F 30.3%, https://directindex.org/r/square.site); Jacob’s Coffee House (F 30.3%, https://directindex.org/r/jacobscoffeehousedc.com). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No menu or price list found; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 15th of 684 in Washington, DC cafes and bars, up from 332nd. ## The direct record What agents get for Perfect Liars Club - Dc, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/perfectliarsclub.com - Book: https://www.perfectliarsclub.com/shows.html (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-24, not yet tested) - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: none on record - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/perfectliarsclub.com/book ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 21.7 | 25 | | Readable | 0 | 25 | | Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/perfectliarsclub.com - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/perfectliarsclub.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/perfectliarsclub.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=perfectliarsclub.com&force=1