# Old Etonian: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.oldetonian.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/oldetonian.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Old Etonian's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 502). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Old Etonian, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 20 8422 8482

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_502.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
2811 of 2929 in London. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 88% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 91% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 64% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Steakout (B, 911 m, https://directindex.org/r/steakoutuk.com); Haute Dolci (A, 1031 m, https://directindex.org/r/hautedolci.co.uk); Tunnel Lounge by Flare (C, 1617 m, https://directindex.org/r/tunnel-lounge.com); Ram's Pure Vegetarian (C, 2036 m, https://directindex.org/r/ramsrestaurant.co.uk); Roosters Piri Piri (F, 2074 m, https://directindex.org/r/roosterspiripiri.com); Woody Grill (A, 2145 m, https://directindex.org/r/woodygrill.co.uk); Jai Durga Mahal (C, 2147 m, https://directindex.org/r/jaidurgamahal.co.uk); Saravanaa Bhavan (D, 2310 m, https://directindex.org/r/saravanabhavan.com); Parathas Lounge (B, 2378 m, https://directindex.org/r/parathasloungeharrow.co.uk); Pizza Perfect (C, 2433 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzaperfectwembley.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Old Etonian in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 2929 | 58% | 42% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London: Akatuki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akatuki.co.uk); Aki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akilondon.com); Alexander The Great (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alexanderthegreatgreekrestaurant.co.uk); Ara Restaurant (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ararestaurant.co.uk); Arianna Trattoria Romana (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ariannarestaurant.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Old Etonian, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/oldetonian.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +44 20 8422 8482

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/oldetonian.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/oldetonian.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=oldetonian.com&force=1