# Oh Dear: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.ohdearoslo.no/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/ohdearoslo.no
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Oh Dear's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +4792096763

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
208 of 216 in Oslo cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 41% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 9% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 18% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Beer Palace (C, 18 m, https://directindex.org/r/beerpalace.no); Backstube (C, 68 m, https://directindex.org/r/backstube.no); Nasjonalmuseet kafé (C, 186 m, https://directindex.org/r/nasjonalmuseetkafe.no); Dr. Jekyll's Pub (B, 524 m, https://directindex.org/r/jekylls.no); Palace Grill (F, 547 m, https://directindex.org/r/palacegrill.no); Raadhuset Bar (D, 558 m, https://directindex.org/r/raadhusetoslo.no); Elling bokkafé (D, 575 m, https://directindex.org/r/cappelendamm.no); Theatercaféen (C, 587 m, https://directindex.org/r/theatercafeen.no); Amundsen Bryggeri og Spiseri (F, 593 m, https://directindex.org/r/amundsenbrewery.com); Cousins Indekshuset (D, 607 m, https://directindex.org/r/cousins.no).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Oh Dear in Oslo cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Oslo cafes and bars | 216 | 48% | 14% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Oslo cafes and bars: CafeRo (A 86.3%, https://directindex.org/r/cafero.no); KUMI (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/kumi.no); SALT Art & Music (B 83.8%, https://directindex.org/r/salted.no); Paint N Sip (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/paintnsip.no); Cafe Amsterdam (B 82.5%, https://directindex.org/r/cafeamsterdam.no).

## The direct record
What agents get for Oh Dear, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/ohdearoslo.no
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Tu-Th 16:00-01:00; Fr 15:00-01:00; Sa-Su 13:00-01:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +4792096763

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/ohdearoslo.no/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=ohdearoslo.no&force=1