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title: What an AI agent reads on Noir 55 Coffee · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/noir55.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Noir 55 Coffee

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [noir55.uk](http://noir55.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,086

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Noire55 PayPal · language en. First 1,800 of 3,086 characters:

```
Noire55 Skip to content Your cart is empty Continue shopping Have an account? Log in to check out faster. Your cart Loading... Order special instructions Order special instructions Estimated total £0.00 GBP Tax included. Shipping and discounts calculated at checkout. Check out Finally Great Coffee Has Arrived in Birmingham Our Menu Our Story Perks & Events Locations Locations Our Coffee Shops Edgbaston Coffee Shop Learn Contact Log in Instagram TikTok Our Menu Our Story Perks & Events Locations Our Coffee Shops Edgbaston Coffee Shop Learn Contact Search Log in Cart ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE HEART OF THE BUSTLING CITY, THERE EMERGED A HAVEN FOR COFFEE ENTHUSIASTS AND DREAMERS ALIKE View Our Menus A Birmingham Coffee Shop A Cosy Corner In Edgbaston We’re all about quality coffee, community vibes, and a welcoming space for everyone. Come for the crafted brews, stay for the warm atmosphere. Edgbaston Coffee Shop Our Birmingham Cafes "The Best Coffee Shop In Birmingham" Testimonials Fantastic new coffee shop on the Bristol Road“Amazing service that other outlets could learn a thing or too from! Beautifully aesthetic with very comfy furnishings” – Lizzy Kennedy. Really nice atmosphere with parking spots outside."There are small board games on the tables. Cakes were fresh and nicely baked.” – Sara Sal. Gorgeous coffee and delicious cakes!“They serve the best coffee in Birmingham, with a friendly service and a chilled atmosphere. Love this new coffee shop.” – Paige Jackson. 1 / of 3 Read More Reviews Lattes & More Explore our carefully curated coffee collections. Each cup is crafted with passion and precision. Find your perfect brew. We've got something for everyone. Explore Our Coffees Featured Drinks Coffee Coffee Iced Coffee Iced Coffee Tea Tea 1 / of 3 Free Cuppas & Perks? Ea
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Noire55 |
| Telephone | 01212744299 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML noir55.uk/pages/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (Organization, SearchAction, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (01212744299). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/noir55.uk) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```