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title: What an AI agent reads on Murphy's Law · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/murphysjazz.nl/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Murphy's Law

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [murphysjazz.nl](https://www.murphysjazz.nl/), from the copy the scanner kept.

4,098

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Murphy's Law, Jazz- & Biercafé in Den Haag · language nl. First 1,800 of 4,098 characters:

```
Murphy's Law, Jazz- & Biercafé in Den Haag Home Food & Drinks Craft beer lijst Help Ons Agenda Nieuws Contact Binnenkort bij Murphy's Law Okt 16 Murphy's Swing Band 20:00 Meer informatie Okt 17 Koen v.d. Linden Trio invites 21:00 Meer informatie Okt 21 Open Jam Session 21:00 Food & Drinks Murphy's Law tapt als enige café in Den Haag de romige Murphy's Irish Stout en de Murphy's Irish Red. Op de plank een rijk aanbod van (Nederlandse) bieren op fles en altijd zes wisselende speciaalbieren van de tap. Ons uitgebreid aanbod van digestieven verdient een ieders aandacht. Bijzondere Grappa's en Cognacs naast een keur aan Single Malt Whisky's. Uiteraard schenken wij ook een mooi glas wijn. Naast drank serveren wij heerlijke hapjes. Alle hapjes worden vers gemaakt behalve natuurlijk de eveneens zo populaire bitterballen en kaastengels. Murphy's Law is bij uitstek een café voor een feestje, bedrijfsborrel of receptie. Vraag gerust naar de mogelijkheden. Nieuw op blik/fles deze maand (op = op) Broken Dreams by Siren Soundwave by Siren Noa by Omnipollo Imperial Stout by Samuel Smith Balzac Blue by Lobik Naughty and Nice by Vocation Pineapple and Habanero 0.5% by Fierce Beer Mango and Lime 0.5% by Fierce Beer Lucky Liver 0.0% by Frau Gruber Wisseltap Pale Ale: Pale by Hobsons Brewery West coast IPA: Lady Cockroach by Espiga English Bitter: Nelsons Revenge by Woodford's Brewery Lambiek/Geuze: Oude Braam Lambiek 2024 by 3 Fonteinen Herfstbock: Jutters Bock by Texels NITRO Stout: Irish Cream by Galway Bay Brewing India Export Porter: Bone Orchard by Warpigs Brewing Gedistilleerd Whiskey Wij hebben meer dan 90 soorten whiskey, hier onder vindt u een greep. Glen Elgin Hazelburn Nika Miyagikyo Torabhaig alt gleann Waterford Download voor een volledig overzicht de drankenkaa
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 070 42 72 507 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing · 2 prices seen in the text |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (070 42 72 507). An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```