# Mr Chippy Orpington: Agent-Direct Score C (69.2%)

Site: https://mrchippyorpington.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/mrchippyorpington.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Mr Chippy Orpington is partly visible to agents.
An AI assistant can open Mr Chippy Orpington's website. What Mr Chippy Orpington offers is on another site. To book or order, it is sent to Uber Eats, a marketplace.

## Direct links
- Phone: +441689820032
- Address: 8, Crays Parade, Main Rd, BR5 3HG, Orpington
- WhatsApp: a link on the site

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Mr Chippy Orpington that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Indian Valley Restaurant and Takeaway (910 m): https://directindex.org/r/indianvalley.co.uk
- Pink Olives (920 m): https://directindex.org/r/pinkolives.co.uk
- Simla Balti House (1.4 km): https://directindex.org/r/simlabaltihouse.com
- Sunrise City Chinese Takeaway (1.8 km): https://directindex.org/r/sunrisecitys.co.uk
- Enzo's Pizza & Grill (1.9 km): https://directindex.org/r/enzoskitchen.com

## What to fix first
- **Ordering only through ubereats.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps
- **Menu or price list is on another site.** (+5 points) The link goes to just-eat.co.uk, so that site gets the credit and the visits. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Mr Chippy Orpington

> food establishment (fish and chips) in 8, Crays Parade, Main Rd, BR5 3HG, Orpington, London. Phone +441689820032.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-mr-chippy-orpington-br5/menu

## About

- Website: https://mrchippyorpington.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (FoodEstablishment).** address, phone, opening hours
- **Uber Eats works with agents through its partners.** Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.uber.com/legal/en/document/?name=general-terms-of-use&country=united-states&lang=en. An assistant that isn't a partner may not be able to finish there. A direct path on your own domain works for all of them.

## Where it stands
3272 of 8819 in London. Top 37% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 64% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 37% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Sef's kebab & burger (C, 823 m, https://directindex.org/r/sefskebab.co.uk); Indian Valley Restaurant and Takeaway (B, 914 m, https://directindex.org/r/indianvalley.co.uk); Pink Olives (C, 921 m, https://directindex.org/r/pinkolives.co.uk); Simla Balti House (C, 1367 m, https://directindex.org/r/simlabaltihouse.com); Bengal Tandoori (D, 1809 m, https://directindex.org/r/bengaltandoori.co.uk); Sunrise City Chinese Takeaway (C, 1815 m, https://directindex.org/r/sunrisecitys.co.uk); Grand Lebanon Sidcup (F, 1904 m, https://directindex.org/r/grandlebanon.co.uk); Enzo's Pizza & Grill (A, 1930 m, https://directindex.org/r/enzoskitchen.com); The Taj (B, 2151 m, https://directindex.org/r/thetajrestaurant.co.uk); Orpington Grill & Kebab Restaurant (C, 2177 m, https://directindex.org/r/orpingtonkebab.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Mr Chippy Orpington wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites using Uber Eats 61% (32% A or B, 2269 sites); This site 69.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/mrchippyorpington.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Mr Chippy Orpington in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 8819 | 54% | 36% | 69.2% |
| Sites using Uber Eats in London | 98 | 68% | 46% | 69.2% |

The best of the sites using Uber Eats in London: Ember & Cork (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/emberandcork.co.uk); Taste of Jaipur (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/tasteofjaipur.co.uk); Cavallino (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/cavallino.co.uk); Mint Leaf London (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/mintleaflondon.com); Yogi's Kensington (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/yogiskensington.co.uk).

With the two fixes above (Ordering only through ubereats; Menu or price list is on another site), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 181st of 8,819 in London, up from 3272nd.

## The direct record
What agents get for Mr Chippy Orpington, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/mrchippyorpington.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-mr-chippy-orpington-br5/menu (external; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +441689820032
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/mrchippyorpington.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, Uber Eats: Through partners. Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.uber.com/legal/en/document/?name=general-terms-of-use&country=united-states&lang=en

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 17 | 25 |
| Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/mrchippyorpington.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/mrchippyorpington.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/mrchippyorpington.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=mrchippyorpington.com&force=1