# Mr. Ape: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.mrape.de
Report: https://directindex.org/r/mrape.de
Scanned: 2026-10-20 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Mr. Ape's website on 2026-10-20 (http 437). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Mr. Ape's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 040 30729292
- Address: Stellinger Weg 9, 20255, Hamburg

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Mr. Ape that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Baffo d'oro (20 m): https://directindex.org/r/baffodoro.de
- Wunderland (180 m): https://directindex.org/r/miniatur-wunderland.com
- Cafe Strauss (190 m): https://directindex.org/r/cafe-strauss.de
- La Douce (200 m): https://directindex.org/r/ladoucecatering.com
- Kuddl (210 m): https://directindex.org/r/kuddl-voss.de

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_437.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1343 of 1374 in Hamburg cafes and bars. Top 98% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 88% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 62% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 32% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 35% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Baffo d'oro (C, 15 m, https://directindex.org/r/baffodoro.de); Caffé Toraldo (D, 16 m, https://directindex.org/r/ardente-shop.de); Wunderland (B, 175 m, https://directindex.org/r/miniatur-wunderland.com); Cafe Strauss (B, 189 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-strauss.de); La Douce (F, 197 m, https://directindex.org/r/ladoucecatering.com); Kuddl (C, 211 m, https://directindex.org/r/kuddl-voss.de); Café Estoril (B, 246 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-estoril.de); Golden Bean (F, 248 m, https://directindex.org/r/goldenbeans.de); Vineyard Weinbar (F, 249 m, https://directindex.org/r/vineyard-weinhandel.de); Galopper Hamburg (C, 252 m, https://directindex.org/r/galopper-hamburg.de).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Mr. Ape in Hamburg cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Hamburg cafes and bars | 1374 | 47% | 17% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Hamburg cafes and bars: Alstercafé (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alstercafe.de); Alte Liebe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alteliebe-hamburg.de); Onkel Otto (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/onkelotto-stuttgart.de); Quan 19 Rotherbaum (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/quan-19.de); SAUSALITOS (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/sausalitos.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Mr. Ape, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/mrape.de
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 040 30729292

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/mrape.de/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/mrape.de/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=mrape.de&force=1