# Έτσι κάνουν οι μπαλαρίνες: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://mpalarines.gr/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/mpalarines.gr
Scanned: 2026-11-12 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Έτσι κάνουν οι μπαλαρίνες's website on 2026-11-12 (http 503). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Έτσι κάνουν οι μπαλαρίνες's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +302314070554
- Address: Πολυδώρου Στεργίου 61, 546 34, Θεσσαλονίκη

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server answered Service Unavailable. Hosting firewalls often answer that way to anything that isn't a browser. A real browser tried too and got http_503.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
158 of 159 in Thessaloniki cafes and bars. Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 59% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 65% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 88% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 29% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 24% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Προπυλαιον (F, 115 m, https://directindex.org/r/page.tl); Καφές Γερούση (C, 776 m, https://directindex.org/r/semprevivo.gr); Hookah Joy (C, 827 m, https://directindex.org/r/hookahjoy.gr); Sfentona Art Cafe (D, 848 m, https://directindex.org/r/sfentona.gr); 4all Convenience Store (D, 849 m, https://directindex.org/r/4allstores.gr); Αραπίνα Καφεκοπτείο (D, 882 m, https://directindex.org/r/kafesarapina.gr); Γιασεμί Garden Bar (F, 887 m, https://directindex.org/r/togiasemi.gr); IL Toto Θεσσαλονίκη (C, 894 m, https://directindex.org/r/iltoto.gr); Manifesto (D, 971 m, https://directindex.org/r/vrisko.gr); Pierrot Le Fou (C, 980 m, https://directindex.org/r/mixcloud.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Έτσι κάνουν οι μπαλαρίνες in Thessaloniki cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Thessaloniki cafes and bars | 159 | 47% | 9% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Thessaloniki cafes and bars: Antoniana Caffè (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/coffeemaniacs.gr); Capo Bar Services (B 77.5%, https://directindex.org/r/capobarservices.gr); Istirah (B 77.5%, https://directindex.org/r/istirah.gr); TriBeCa (B 77.5%, https://directindex.org/r/tribeca.gr); Amaïa Lounge (B 75.4%, https://directindex.org/r/amaialounge.gr).

## The direct record
What agents get for Έτσι κάνουν οι μπαλαρίνες, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/mpalarines.gr
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +302314070554

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/mpalarines.gr/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/mpalarines.gr/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=mpalarines.gr&force=1