# Mothershucker Beirut: Agent-Direct Score D (41.5%) Site: http://mothershucker.me/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/mothershucker.me Scanned: 2026-11-04 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Mothershucker Beirut is hard for agents to use. An AI assistant can open Mothershucker Beirut's website. What Mothershucker Beirut offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. To book or order, it is sent to Zomato, a marketplace. ## Direct links - Menu: http://mothershucker.me/menu.pdf - Phone: +96171700111 - Address: Nicolas Turk , بيروت ## Nearby, also direct Places near Mothershucker Beirut that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Tamashii (170 m): https://directindex.org/r/tamashii.me - Slate (220 m): https://directindex.org/r/slatebistrogrill.com ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **Booking only through zomato.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **No working HTTPS.** (+3 points) The page is only served over plain http. Browsers and agents rank it lower or refuse it. - **Menu or price list is a PDF.** (+3 points) Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored) - **No English version declared.** Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is. ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Mothershucker Beirut > local business (seafood) in Nicolas Turk , بيروت, Beirut. Phone +96171700111. ## Book or order directly - Menu: http://mothershucker.me/menu.pdf ## About - Website: http://mothershucker.me/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. ## Where it stands 68 of 156 in Beirut. Top 44% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 88% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 69% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 31% | no | Nearest places in the index: Tamashii (C, 165 m, https://directindex.org/r/tamashii.me); CHOW (F, 192 m, https://directindex.org/r/smartresto.net); Mó (F, 207 m, https://directindex.org/r/wordpress.com); Tavolina (F, 208 m, https://directindex.org/r/tavolinabistro.com); P'tit Bistrot Liban (F, 213 m, https://directindex.org/r/ghalboun.gov.lb); Slate (B, 221 m, https://directindex.org/r/slatebistrogrill.com); Das Küche (D, 226 m, https://directindex.org/r/daskuche.me); Crew hut (F, 251 m, https://directindex.org/r/crewhutbeirut.com); By Skirt (F, 272 m, https://directindex.org/r/byskirt.com); Catrinas (D, 313 m, https://directindex.org/r/mindsetgroup.me). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Beirut and named 96 places. Mothershucker Beirut wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/beirut/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites using Zomato 58% (29% A or B, 225 sites); This site 41.5%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/mothershucker.me/agent-view ## Businesses like Mothershucker Beirut in Beirut | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Beirut | 156 | 40% | 17% | 41.5% | | Sites using Zomato in Beirut | 3 | 63% | 33% | 41.5% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in Beirut: SALATA (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/salata.co); The Barn (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thebarnbeirut.com); Sawani Falfoul (A 89.2%, https://directindex.org/r/sawanifalfoul.com); Baron (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/eatdrinkbaron.com); Tembakji Restocafe (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/thrubits.com). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking only through zomato; No working HTTPS), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 4th of 156 in Beirut, up from 68th. ## The direct record What agents get for Mothershucker Beirut, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/mothershucker.me - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: http://mothershucker.me/menu.pdf (pdf; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +96171700111 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/mothershucker.me/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no - Vendor terms for agents, Zomato: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet. ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 20 | 25 | | Readable | 4 | 25 | | Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/mothershucker.me - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md) - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/mothershucker.me/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/mothershucker.me/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=mothershucker.me&force=1