# Nirvana Bar: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.montcalm.co.uk/nirvana-bar-at-the-montcalm-london-marble-arch-8310.html
Report: https://directindex.org/r/montcalm.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Nirvana Bar's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Rescans are free.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server did not answer requests coming from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking it.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
2222 of 2491 in London cafes and bars. Top 89% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 97% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 67% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Carpenters Arms (B, 121 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecarpentersarmspub.co.uk); The Portman (D, 123 m, https://directindex.org/r/gofabx.org); Snowflake Gelato (B, 193 m, https://directindex.org/r/snowflakegelato.co.uk); Salt Bar (B, 220 m, https://directindex.org/r/saltbar.com); Mehmet Efendi 1953 (C, 354 m, https://directindex.org/r/mehmetefendi.co.uk); Markus Coffee Co Ltd (F, 394 m, https://directindex.org/r/markuscoffee.com); The Duke of Wellington (C, 473 m, https://directindex.org/r/thedukew1h.co.uk); Etnacoffee (C, 480 m, https://directindex.org/r/asianacincinnati.com); Purl (F, 494 m, https://directindex.org/r/purl-london.com); The Monocle Café (C, 512 m, https://directindex.org/r/monocle.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Nirvana Bar in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in London cafes and bars | 2491 | 52% | 37% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk); Be At One Monument (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Conuco (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/conuco.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Nirvana Bar, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/montcalm.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/montcalm.co.uk/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/montcalm.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=montcalm.co.uk&force=1