--- title: What an AI agent reads on Where The Monkey Sleeps · The Direct Index url: https://directindex.org/r/monkeysleeps.com/agent-view?format=md --- [The Direct Index](https://directindex.org/) [Scanner](https://directindex.org/scan)[Cities](https://directindex.org/cities)[Numbers](https://directindex.org/stats)[Rankings](https://directindex.org/rankings)[Search](https://directindex.org/search)[Guides](https://directindex.org/guides)[About](https://directindex.org/about) [Report](https://directindex.org/r/monkeysleeps.com) · scanned 2026-10-21 # What an AI agent reads on Where The Monkey Sleeps An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [monkeysleeps.com](http://www.monkeysleeps.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept. 2,141 characters of text without JavaScript none structured data for the business 1 of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot) Text ## The words an agent gets Title: Where The Monkey Sleeps – Serious About Sandwiches · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,141 characters: ``` Where The Monkey Sleeps – Serious About Sandwiches Skip to content Serious About Sandwiches Home Menu Catering About Us Find Us Menu Today's Specials Order Catering Find A Monkey Who Gives A Monkeys? Meet The Monkey Monkey On The Go Where the Monkey Sleeps offers an extremely professional catering service to us with friendly and reliable staff. The food is always well received, varied and they have always catered to any requests we have made. I have no hesitation in recommending them. Janice McCready, Creative Scotland Nothing is ever too much trouble for The Monkey. The sandwiches are really high quality, different from what you get from other places and great value. I would highly recommend them! Steven Crumlish, GAP Hire Solutions Their sandwiches are as big as my head and my head is massive. The Wychfinder General and the Uncle Frank are masterpieces of the form. I am so addicted to WTMS Bram E. Gieben Totally original and very tasty. I first came across Where The Monkey Sleeps when they catered a meeting I was at and the sandwiches were so good I had to go back the following week for lunch. Both shops have a really cool vibe and the food is great (and not too pricey, considering it’s Glasgow city centre!). Top tip – if you’re in a rush, do phone ahead and order, especially in the Argyle St shop as it’s mobbed at lunchtime.However, if you phone ahead you can join the “grab and go” queue and it’s a lot quicker. I can recommend the Witchfynder General, and for a dessert the peppermint slice is top! Gillian-Louise Herd Amazing little spot with extremely good food. As it is my last day in Scotland i was thrilled to have the haggis roll. Fabulous taste, incredible value and very fresh roll! Everything on the menu sounds good with great names. (Who wouldn’t order somethin ``` Facts ## What it can say about the business | A business type in JSON-LD | no | | Name | no | | Telephone | no | | Address | no | | Opening hours | no | | Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.monkeysleeps.com/menu/ | | Cuisine in structured data | no | | JSON-LD blocks | 0 | Actions ## The links it would act on | Link | Role | Where it goes | | --- | --- | --- | | [www.monkeysleeps.com/catering/](http://www.monkeysleeps.com/catering/) | ordering | the business's own site | Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. 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