# Museum of Illusions - New Orleans: Agent-Direct Score C (60%)

Site: https://moineworleans.com/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=website
Report: https://directindex.org/r/moineworleans.com
Scanned: 2026-11-13 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Museum of Illusions - New Orleans is partly visible to agents.
An AI assistant can open Museum of Illusions - New Orleans's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through book.neworleans.museumofillusions.com.

## Direct links
- Phone: +17207696505
- Address: 600 Decatur Street, New Orleans 70130

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Museum of Illusions - New Orleans that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Wicked History Tours (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/wickedhistorytours.com
- French Quartour Kids (130 m): https://directindex.org/r/frenchquarterkidstours.com
- Doctor Gumbo Tours (170 m): https://directindex.org/r/doctorgumbo.com
- Crawl New Orleans (180 m): https://directindex.org/r/crawlneworleans.com
- What to See & Do in New Orleans (190 m): https://directindex.org/r/whattoseeanddonola.com

## What to fix first
- **Tickets through an unrecognised third party.** (+9 points) Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+7 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No tickets and prices found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what does it cost and when?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with tickets, times and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Museum of Illusions - New Orleans",
  "url": "https://moineworleans.com/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=website",
  "telephone": "+17207696505",
  "address": "600 Decatur Street, New Orleans 70130",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 29.959054349238635,
    "longitude": -90.06033030803509
  }
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Museum of Illusions - New Orleans

> local business in 600 Decatur Street, New Orleans 70130, New Orleans tours, attractions and museums. Phone +17207696505.

## About

- Website: https://moineworleans.com/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=website
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** no address, phone or hours in it

## Where it stands
92 of 183 in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums. Top 50% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 89% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 42% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 53% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Legendary Walking Tours (C, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/neworleanslegendarywalkingtours.com); Pelican New Orleans (F, 56 m, https://directindex.org/r/pelicanneworleans.com); Wicked History Tours (B, 87 m, https://directindex.org/r/wickedhistorytours.com); French Quartour Kids (F, 131 m, https://directindex.org/r/frenchquarterkidstours.com); Doctor Gumbo Tours (C, 173 m, https://directindex.org/r/doctorgumbo.com); NOLA Brew Bus (C, 179 m, https://directindex.org/r/nolabrewbus.com); Crawl New Orleans (F, 180 m, https://directindex.org/r/crawlneworleans.com); What to See & Do in New Orleans (B, 187 m, https://directindex.org/r/whattoseeanddonola.com); Black Rose Tours (D, 216 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackrosenola.com); New Orleans Native Tours (B, 217 m, https://directindex.org/r/neworleansnativetours.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about New Orleans tours, attractions and museums and named 56 places. Museum of Illusions - New Orleans wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/new-orleans-tours/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (24% A or B, 259325 sites); This site 60%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/moineworleans.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Museum of Illusions - New Orleans in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums | 183 | 54% | 25% | 60% |
| Sites built with WordPress in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums | 82 | 60% | 30% | 60% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums: Gray Line New Orleans (A 86.3%, https://directindex.org/r/graylineneworleans.com); New Orleans Yacht Experience (A 86.3%, https://directindex.org/r/neworleansyacht.com); Airboat swamp tours (B 78.8%, https://directindex.org/r/airboatswamptoursofneworleans.com); New Orleans - Hop On, Hop Off Tour (B 78.8%, https://directindex.org/r/hop-on-hop-off-bus.com); New Orleans Native Tours (B 78.8%, https://directindex.org/r/neworleansnativetours.com).

With the three fixes above (Tickets through an unrecognised third party; Structured data is incomplete; No tickets and prices found), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 2nd of 183 in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums, up from 92nd.

## The direct record
What agents get for Museum of Illusions - New Orleans, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/moineworleans.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +17207696505

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 8 | 25 |
| Actionable | 6 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/moineworleans.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: yes
- OAuth protected resource metadata: yes
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/moineworleans.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/moineworleans.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=moineworleans.com&force=1
