# Mika: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://mikabushwick.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/mikabushwick.com
Scanned: 2026-10-23 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Mika's website on 2026-10-23 (not html). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Mika's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Address: Thames Street 25

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Mika that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Pine Box Rock Shop (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/pineboxrockshop.com
- Otis (140 m): https://directindex.org/r/otisbk.com
- Ange Noir Cafe (210 m): https://directindex.org/r/angenoircafe.com
- Cain's Tavern (290 m): https://directindex.org/r/cainstavern.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with not_html.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
3865 of 4114 in New York cafes and bars. Top 94% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 97% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 95% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 36% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 23% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Pine Box Rock Shop (C, 74 m, https://directindex.org/r/pineboxrockshop.com); Seitan's Helper (F, 120 m, https://directindex.org/r/seitanshelper.com); Swallow Cafe (D, 137 m, https://directindex.org/r/swallowcafe.nyc); Otis (A, 141 m, https://directindex.org/r/otisbk.com); Lantern Hall (F, 154 m, https://directindex.org/r/lanternhall.com); Ange Noir Cafe (C, 206 m, https://directindex.org/r/angenoircafe.com); Crossroads Cafe (C, 250 m, https://directindex.org/r/xroads.cafe); Cain's Tavern (B, 287 m, https://directindex.org/r/cainstavern.com); The Little Whiskey (C, 295 m, https://directindex.org/r/thelittlewhiskey.com); Yours Sincerely (C, 334 m, https://directindex.org/r/yourssincerely.co).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about New York cafes and bars and named 95 places. Mika wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/new-york-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Mika in New York cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New York cafes and bars | 4114 | 48% | 27% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in New York cafes and bars: Americano Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/americanocafesi.com); Bora Bora Smoothie Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/boraborausa.com); BreakJuicery (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/breakjuicery.com); Cafe Luna (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafelunanj.com); Cafe Mia (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafemiabk.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Mika, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/mikabushwick.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/mikabushwick.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/mikabushwick.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=mikabushwick.com&force=1