# Mama Mia Paradise Bubble Tea: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://mamamiabubbletea.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/mamamiabubbletea.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Mama Mia Paradise Bubble Tea's website on 2026-10-21 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Mama Mia Paradise Bubble Tea's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +441213847000
- Address: 221 Hawthorn Rd, B44 8PL, Birmingham

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Mama Mia Paradise Bubble Tea that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- New Heights Community Cafe (430 m): https://directindex.org/r/new-heights.org.uk
- The Golden Hind (700 m): https://directindex.org/r/goldenhindpub.co.uk
- Breakfast N Brunch (1.6 km): https://directindex.org/r/breakfastnbrunch.co.uk
- The New Bell (2.3 km): https://directindex.org/r/thenewbellgrill.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server didn't answer requests from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking them. A real browser tried too and got inspect: Execution context was destroyed.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
450 of 488 in Birmingham cafes and bars. Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 90% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 41% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Suriya (F, 157 m, https://directindex.org/r/live.com); The Kingstanding Inn (F, 361 m, https://directindex.org/r/thekingstandinginn.co.uk); New Heights Community Cafe (C, 433 m, https://directindex.org/r/new-heights.org.uk); The Golden Hind (A, 699 m, https://directindex.org/r/goldenhindpub.co.uk); Kingstanding Kebab House (F, 851 m, https://directindex.org/r/kingstandingkebabhouse.com); Marlboro Cafe (F, 863 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafecityguide.website); Breakfast N Brunch (C, 1575 m, https://directindex.org/r/breakfastnbrunch.co.uk); The Diggers (D, 1665 m, https://directindex.org/r/drivewayspatiosbirmingham.co.uk); Golden Hill (C, 1743 m, https://directindex.org/r/goldenhillchinese.com); The New Bell (D, 2307 m, https://directindex.org/r/thenewbellgrill.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Mama Mia Paradise Bubble Tea in Birmingham cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars | 488 | 48% | 23% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars: Peppers (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/pepperscity-handsworth.co.uk); Rosies (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/rosiesclubs.co.uk); The Goose at the O.V.T. (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/greatlocalpubs.co.uk); Vagabond Wines (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vagabondwines.co.uk); La Sante (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/lasante23.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Mama Mia Paradise Bubble Tea, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/mamamiabubbletea.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +441213847000

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

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