# Madame Moustache: Agent-Direct Score F (0%) Site: http://www.madame-moustache.nl/contact/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/madame-moustache.nl Scanned: 2026-10-22 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) The scanner couldn't reach Madame Moustache's website on 2026-10-22 (http 503). Rescans are free. AI assistants can't open Madame Moustache's website, so they go by what other sites say about it. ## Direct links - Phone: +31703855550 - Address: Theresiastraat 37, 2593 AA, Den Haag ## Nearby, also direct Places near Madame Moustache that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - De Coterie (0 m): https://directindex.org/r/decoterie.nl - La Vina (10 m): https://directindex.org/r/lavina.nl - BLT (20 m): https://directindex.org/r/blt-food.nl - De Pizzabakkers (30 m): https://directindex.org/r/depizzabakkers.nl - Tabasco (40 m): https://directindex.org/r/tabascohapjesbar.nl ## What to fix first - **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server answered Service Unavailable. Hosting firewalls often answer that way to anything that isn't a browser. A real browser tried too and got http_503. ## Already right - Nothing. ## Where it stands 971 of 1006 in The Hague. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 16% | no | Nearest places in the index: De Coterie (D, 4 m, https://directindex.org/r/decoterie.nl); La Vina (C, 5 m, https://directindex.org/r/lavina.nl); BLT (C, 17 m, https://directindex.org/r/blt-food.nl); De Pizzabakkers (B, 31 m, https://directindex.org/r/depizzabakkers.nl); Tabasco (C, 41 m, https://directindex.org/r/tabascohapjesbar.nl); Home (A, 47 m, https://directindex.org/r/homedenhaag.nl); Tasty Corner (C, 56 m, https://directindex.org/r/tastycornertheresia.nl); Het Pleidooi (B, 58 m, https://directindex.org/r/hetpleidooi.nl); Bij Mauce (C, 64 m, https://directindex.org/r/bijmauce.nl); Sarinandé (A, 65 m, https://directindex.org/r/sarinande.nl). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about The Hague and named 140 places. Madame Moustache wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/the-hague/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (25% A or B, 236086 sites); This site 0%. ## Businesses like Madame Moustache in The Hague | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in The Hague | 1006 | 56% | 31% | 0% | | Sites built with WordPress in The Hague | 417 | 63% | 38% | 0% | The best of the sites built with WordPress in The Hague: Deluca (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/de-luca.nl); Junoon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/junoonthehague.nl); La Passione (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantlapassione.nl); Proeflokaal Bregje (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bregje.nl); Sallo's (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/sallos.nl). ## The direct record What agents get for Madame Moustache, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/madame-moustache.nl - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: +31703855550 ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 0 | 25 | | Readable | 0 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 30 | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Not measured for this scan. - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/madame-moustache.nl/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/madame-moustache.nl/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=madame-moustache.nl&force=1