# Lügenmuseum: Agent-Direct Score F (18.5%)

Site: https://www.luegenmuseum.de/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/luegenmuseum.de
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Lügenmuseum is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Lügenmuseum's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +49 351 33455848

## What to fix first

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **No English version declared.** Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is.

- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (cloudflare_challenge). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No ticket link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a ticket or booking page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No tickets and prices found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what does it cost and when?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with tickets, times and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Museum",
  "name": "Lügenmuseum",
  "url": "https://www.luegenmuseum.de/",
  "telephone": "+49 351 33455848",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Kötzschenbrodaer Straße 39",
    "postalCode": "01445",
    "addressLocality": "Radebeul"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.0960743,
    "longitude": 13.6593376
  },
  "openingHours": "Sa,Su 13:00-18:00; PH,SH 13:00-18:00"
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, phone

## Where it stands
86 of 89 in Dresden tours, attractions and museums. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 90% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 20% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 90% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 0% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 10% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Karl-May-Museum (B, 1255 m, https://directindex.org/r/karl-may-museum.de); Berg- und Lusthaus Hoflößnitz (C, 1728 m, https://directindex.org/r/hofloessnitz.de); Fort Henry (F, 2523 m, https://directindex.org/r/schuetzenverein-koetzschenbroda.de); NaturKulturBad Zschonergrund (F, 3260 m, https://directindex.org/r/zschonergrundbad.com); Sternwarte Radebeul (D, 3420 m, https://directindex.org/r/sternwarte-radebeul.de); Reisebüro Sander (D, 3499 m, https://directindex.org/r/reisebuero-kathrin-sander.de).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Wix 49% (24% A or B, 10627 sites); This site 18.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/luegenmuseum.de/agent-view

## Businesses like Lügenmuseum in Dresden tours, attractions and museums

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Dresden tours, attractions and museums | 89 | 49% | 7% | 18.5% |
| Sites built with Wix in Dresden tours, attractions and museums | 2 | 36% | 0% | 18.5% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Dresden tours, attractions and museums: Pfunds Molkerei (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/pfunds.de); Schöne-Reisen.de (B 75.4%, https://directindex.org/r/schoene-reisen.de); Museum für Sächsische Volkskunst mit Puppentheatersammlung (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/skd.museum); Karl-May-Museum (B 72.3%, https://directindex.org/r/karl-may-museum.de); Gläserne Manufaktur (B 70%, https://directindex.org/r/glaesernemanufaktur.de).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No ticket link on the website; No tickets and prices found), the score would be about 90.8%, which would be first of 89 in Dresden tours, attractions and museums.

## The direct record
What agents get for Lügenmuseum, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/luegenmuseum.de
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Sa,Su 13:00-18:00; PH,SH 13:00-18:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +49 351 33455848

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got cloudflare_challenge); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 12 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/luegenmuseum.de/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/luegenmuseum.de/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=luegenmuseum.de&force=1