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title: What an AI agent reads on London Night Cafe · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/londonnightcafe.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on London Night Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [londonnightcafe.co.uk](https://www.londonnightcafe.co.uk/), from the copy the scanner kept.

1,774

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: London Night Cafe · language en-GB. First 1,774 of 1,774 characters:

```
London Night Cafe 0 Skip to Content Night Cafe Blog Opening Hours Open Menu Close Menu Night Cafe Blog Opening Hours Open Menu Close Menu Night Cafe Blog Opening Hours A DIFFERENT KIND OF LATE-NIGHT PLACE We’re a small, independent place to do calm, thoughtful things at night; a hub of various subcultural communities, reading/discussion groups and public humanities events; and a hirable event space. We are open to the public six nights per week (every day besides Saturdays), operating on an entry fee model. Bring a friend, a date, some work, or a good book and settle in for a cozy evening in our stimulating and futuristic space. There is wifi, complimentary tea, coffee, hot chocolate, iced tea, squash, and biscuits and comfortable seating.Entry is £7 per person (£10 on Fridays).You may call us or message us on our Instagram page to ask us questions about how it works. Public Opening Hours Monday: 5pm-3amTuesday: 10pm-3amWednesday: 5pm-3amThursday: 5pm-3amFriday: 5pm-5am (get tickets)Saturday: ClosedSunday: 5pm-3amIf coming on a Friday, we recommend that you book tickets ahead of time on our Eventbrite page if you want a guaranteed spot. We do not sell advance tickets for other days besides Fridays. Want to hire out the London Night Cafe for a private event, such as a birthday party, a film/photo shoot, a co-working event, etc.? Get in touch with us over Instagram or email. a private-hire events space community event series 1st Tuesday of the month (6 pm to 10 pm): Burner Social2nd Tuesday of the month (6 pm to 10 pm): Critical Hedonism(s): Instagram here; event pages for future and past events here.3rd Tuesday of the month (6 pm to 10 pm): Open Relating ENM social 4th Tuesday of the month (6 pm to 10 pm): Silent Book Club Follow us on INSTAGRAM
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [www.eventbrite.com/o/london-night-cafe-70754628523](https://www.eventbrite.com/o/london-night-cafe-70754628523) | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |

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```