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title: What an AI agent reads on Loch Ness · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/lochness-ethz.ch/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Loch Ness

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [lochness-ethz.ch](https://www.lochness-ethz.ch/), from the copy the scanner kept.

2,287

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Home - LochNess · language de-CH. First 1,800 of 2,287 characters:

```
Home - LochNess Skip to content Das LochNess hat während dem Semester jeden Dienstag und Donnerstag ab 18:00 Uhr geöffnet. FacebookInstagram LochNess Navigation Home Vermietung Vermietungsplan Team & Kontakt Helferbereich Aufsicht-Bereich Search Home Vermietung Vermietungsplan Team & Kontakt Helferbereich Aufsicht-Bereich Search Loch Ness Nächste Events15.10.2026: Master Vol. 120.10.2026: Jassturnier22.10.2026: VCS Karaoke Das LochNess ist während des Semesters - Dienstags: 18.00 bis 24.00 Uhr - Donnerstags: 18.00 bis 02.00 Uhr geöffnet! ÖffnungszeitenDi 18:00-24:00 & Do 18:00-02:00Das LochNess kann man mieten!Als Bar der Studentenvereinigung AIV finden hier diverse Anlässe statt, welche ohne Kompromiss zum Studi-lifestyle dazu gehören. Im Loch Ness kann man auf dem Hönggerberg in gemütlichem Rahmen (oder auch in partymässigem Ambiente - je nach Anlass) einen tollen Abend erleben. Seit 1968 gibt es unser Lokal, anfangs noch im Zentrum der Stadt, später an diversen verschiedenen Standorten m Höngg und seit 1999 auf dem Hönggerberg im orangen Gebäude, genannt HXE. ETH-Studenten haben nur Zutritt, wenn sie VSETH Mitglieder sind. Nicht-ETH-Studenten, müssen sich hier als AIV Passivmitglied anmelden. (Daten werden nicht an Dritte weitergegeben.) Jetzt anmelden Wo?Für wen?Das Loch Ness ist das Clublokal des AIVs, welcher wiederum Teil vom VSETH ist. Ein Clublokal darf laut Gesetz nur einen klar definierten Mitgliederkreis bedienen. Doch wer sind Mitglieder im Loch Ness? Ganz einfach: Alle Mitglieder des VSETHs und/oder des AIV sind automatisch Mitglied im Club. Kontrolliere deine Zugehörigkeit vor Eintritt. (VSETH-Kästchen in mystudies angeklickt?) Als nicht-ETH-Student kann man AIV Passivmitglied werden und so das LochNess besuchen. Das Barpersonal behält sich das
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```