# Le Happy: Agent-Direct Score F (36.9%)

Site: https://lehappy.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/lehappy.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Le Happy is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Le Happy's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://order.spoton.com/63ddadb8dd7c16d650cdba7b (through spoton acting for the business)
- Phone: +1-503-226-1258
- Address: Northwest 16th Avenue 1011 97209 Portland
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Sun closed

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Le Happy that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Sisters Coffee Company (270 m): https://directindex.org/r/sisterscoffee.com
- Kure Superfood Cafe (320 m): https://directindex.org/r/kuresuperfoods.com
- Greenleaf (380 m): https://directindex.org/r/greenleafjuice.com
- Two Wrongs (390 m): https://directindex.org/r/twowrongspdx.com
- The Sultan Cafe (400 m): https://directindex.org/r/thesultancafe.com

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **Menu or price list is on another site.** (+5 points) The link goes to spoton.com, so that site gets the credit and the visits. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data.** The site shows 5035637707, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists +1-503-226-1258. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Le Happy",
  "url": "https://lehappy.com/",
  "telephone": "+1-503-226-1258",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Northwest 16th Avenue 1011",
    "postalCode": "97209",
    "addressLocality": "Portland"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 45.530239,
    "longitude": -122.6877
  },
  "openingHours": "closed",
  "servesCuisine": [
    "french"
  ],
  "acceptsReservations": "https://order.spoton.com/63ddadb8dd7c16d650cdba7b",
  "hasMenu": "https://order.spoton.com/63ddadb8dd7c16d650cdba7b",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://order.spoton.com/63ddadb8dd7c16d650cdba7b",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, phone
- **Booking through spoton on your own domain.** There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.

## Where it stands
360 of 453 in Portland cafes and bars. Top 79% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Triple Lindy (B, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/triplelindypdx.com); Paymaster Lounge (D, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/paymasterlounge.com); Cerulean (F, 129 m, https://directindex.org/r/ceruleanwine.com); Prince Coffee (D, 246 m, https://directindex.org/r/princecoffee.com); Sisters Coffee Company (C, 274 m, https://directindex.org/r/sisterscoffee.com); Kure Superfood Cafe (C, 316 m, https://directindex.org/r/kuresuperfoods.com); Greenleaf (B, 384 m, https://directindex.org/r/greenleafjuice.com); Two Wrongs (C, 390 m, https://directindex.org/r/twowrongspdx.com); The Sultan Cafe (C, 402 m, https://directindex.org/r/thesultancafe.com); Fullerton Wines (B, 411 m, https://directindex.org/r/fullertonwines.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 35% (9% A or B, 7300 sites); Sites using SpotOn 78% (68% A or B, 2171 sites); This site 36.9%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/lehappy.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Le Happy in Portland cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Portland cafes and bars | 453 | 54% | 22% | 36.9% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Portland cafes and bars | 13 | 33% | 0% | 36.9% |
| Sites using SpotOn in Portland cafes and bars | 14 | 76% | 57% | 36.9% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder and using SpotOn in Portland cafes and bars | 1 | 37% | 0% | 36.9% |

The best of the sites using SpotOn in Portland cafes and bars: Bold Coffee and Books (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/boldcoffeeandbooks.com); Marathon Taverna (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/marathontaverna.com); The Rambler (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/ramblerbar.com); Eris Cocktail Lounge (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/eris-pdx.com); Star Bar (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/star-bar-rocks.com).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; Menu or price list is on another site; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 26th of 453 in Portland cafes and bars, up from 360th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Le Happy, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/lehappy.com
- Book: https://order.spoton.com/63ddadb8dd7c16d650cdba7b (vendor on own site: SpotOn; found by the scan of 2026-10-24, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://order.spoton.com/63ddadb8dd7c16d650cdba7b (external; from the scan)
- Hours: closed (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1-503-226-1258
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/lehappy.com/book, https://directindex.org/go/lehappy.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, SpotOn: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet.

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 14 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/lehappy.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/lehappy.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=lehappy.com&force=1