# L'Assassin: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.lassassin.fr
Report: https://directindex.org/r/lassassin.fr
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
L'Assassin's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 400). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +33 1 49 23 08 96

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_400.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
739 of 806 in Paris cafes and bars. Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 99% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 91% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 56% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 43% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Les Triplettes de Belleville (D, 213 m, https://directindex.org/r/triplettesbelleville.fr); La Cantine De Belleville (B, 244 m, https://directindex.org/r/lacantinebelleville.fr); L'Impasse (B, 262 m, https://directindex.org/r/limpassebar.com); The Hood (A, 303 m, https://directindex.org/r/thehoodparis.com); Les génies (D, 307 m, https://directindex.org/r/barlesgenies.com); La bague de Kenza (F, 351 m, https://directindex.org/r/labaguedekenza.com); Café Charbon (B, 360 m, https://directindex.org/r/lecafecharbon.fr); Floréal (C, 366 m, https://directindex.org/r/florealbelleville.com); musa (D, 369 m, https://directindex.org/r/musa.paris); Caféinoman (F, 372 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafeinoman.fr).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like L'Assassin in Paris cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Paris cafes and bars | 806 | 54% | 37% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Paris cafes and bars: 5 Pailles (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/5pailles.com); Brasserie Valma (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasserie-valma.fr); Cafe Français (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-francais.fr); Café Gisèle (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-gisele.com); La Belle Équipe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/labelleequipecharonne.fr).

## The direct record
What agents get for L'Assassin, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/lassassin.fr
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Su 09:00-02:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +33 1 49 23 08 96

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/lassassin.fr/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=lassassin.fr&force=1