# La Pistaccheria: Agent-Direct Score D (53.8%)

Site: https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/lapistacchieriavalencia.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
La Pistaccheria is hard for agents to use.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/menu/

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Ordering only through ubereats.** (+12 points) Every agent transaction goes through the marketplace and its commission. Add a direct path on your own site, even a simple form. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "La Pistaccheria",
  "url": "https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Plaça de Bunyol 1",
    "postalCode": "46003"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 39.4768004,
    "longitude": -0.3783484
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "ice cream"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/menu/"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# La Pistaccheria

> cafe or coffee shop (ice cream) in Plaça de Bunyol 1 46003, Valencia cafes and bars.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/menu/

## About

- Website: https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Uber Eats lets agents act only through its partners.** Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.uber.com/legal/en/document/?name=general-terms-of-use&country=united-states&lang=en. An assistant that is not a partner cannot finish the step there; a direct path on your own domain works for all of them.

## Where it stands
39 of 83 in Valencia cafes and bars. Top 47% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 90% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 20% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 30% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Café Infanta (C, 166 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafeinfanta.com); Tinto Fino Ultramarino (F, 189 m, https://directindex.org/r/mybakarta.com); La Pilareta (D, 209 m, https://directindex.org/r/barlapilareta.es); Tyris on Tap - Craft & Creative Beers (C, 218 m, https://directindex.org/r/cervezatyris.com); Cafe de las Horas (D, 239 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafedelashoras.com); News & Coffee (D, 272 m, https://directindex.org/r/newsandcoffee.eu); Café Lisboa (B, 274 m, https://directindex.org/r/lisboarestobar.com); La Maruja (F, 281 m, https://directindex.org/r/hugedomains.com); Radio City (D, 350 m, https://directindex.org/r/radiocityvalencia.es); Reinverso Bar (F, 376 m, https://directindex.org/r/reinverso.bar).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (28% A or B, 36794 sites); Sites using Uber Eats 63% (34% A or B, 659 sites); This site 53.8%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/lapistacchieriavalencia.com/agent-view

## Businesses like La Pistaccheria in Valencia cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Valencia cafes and bars | 83 | 52% | 19% | 53.8% |
| Built with WordPress in Valencia cafes and bars | 40 | 57% | 23% | 53.8% |
| Using Uber Eats in Valencia cafes and bars | 1 | 54% | 0% | 53.8% |
| Built with WordPress and using Uber Eats in Valencia cafes and bars | 1 | 54% | 0% | 53.8% |

The best of Built with WordPress in Valencia cafes and bars: Bar Casalla (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/barcassalla.es); Tagueria La Llorona (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/taquerialallorona.com); Bodegas Gargallo (B 78.8%, https://directindex.org/r/bodegasgargallo.com); La Gramola (B 78.8%, https://directindex.org/r/lagramolabenimaclet.com); Zazu Lounge Shisha Bar (B 77.5%, https://directindex.org/r/zazulounge.com).

With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; Ordering only through ubereats) the score would be about 95.4%: 2nd of 83 in Valencia cafes and bars, up from 39th.

## The direct record
What agents get for La Pistaccheria, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/lapistacchieriavalencia.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.lapistacchieriavalencia.com/menu/ (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/lapistacchieriavalencia.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured
- Vendor terms for agents, Uber Eats: Partners only. Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.uber.com/legal/en/document/?name=general-terms-of-use&country=united-states&lang=en

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/lapistacchieriavalencia.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/lapistacchieriavalencia.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=lapistacchieriavalencia.com&force=1
