# Kvetch: Agent-Direct Score F (32.8%)

Site: https://kvetch.at
Report: https://directindex.org/r/kvetch.at
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Kvetch is largely invisible to agents.
Some AI assistants are turned away by the website of Kvetch. It finds no menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. To book or order, it is sent to Quandoo, a marketplace.

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Booking only through quandoo.** (+12 points) Every agent transaction goes through the marketplace and its commission. Add a direct path on your own site, even a simple form. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Quandoo's terms bar bots and automated use; a direct form on your own site has no such limit.** (+12 points) Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.quandoo.co.uk/terms-conditions. An agent that books or orders there acts outside the vendor's terms unless the vendor permits it; a form or booking page on your own domain has no such limit. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+6.7 points) Live fetches as ClaudeBot (http_429), PerplexityBot (http_429) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Kvetch",
  "url": "https://kvetch.at",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 48.2168671,
    "longitude": 16.3805956
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "burger"
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Kvetch

> fast food restaurant (burger) in Vienna.

## About

- Website: https://kvetch.at
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.

## Where it stands
2087 of 2558 in Vienna. Top 82% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 97% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 83% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 42% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 28% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Weinschenke (F, 239 m, https://directindex.org/r/weinschenke.wien); Smokey's (F, 503 m, https://directindex.org/r/domainname.de); Blumenwiese (C, 507 m, https://directindex.org/r/dieblumenwiese.at); Munchy The Urban Kitchen (A, 727 m, https://directindex.org/r/urbankitchen.at); Burger Bros Bermuda (F, 732 m, https://directindex.org/r/burgerbros.at); Le Burger Rotenturmstraße (A, 877 m, https://directindex.org/r/leburger.at); Shiso Burger (F, 900 m, https://directindex.org/r/shisoburger.at); XO Grill (D, 1043 m, https://directindex.org/r/xo-grill.at); Tasty burger (C, 1116 m, https://directindex.org/r/burgerritos.at); Five Guys (B, 1181 m, https://directindex.org/r/fiveguys.at).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites using Quandoo 52% (12% A or B, 69 sites); This site 32.8%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/kvetch.at/agent-view

## Businesses like Kvetch in Vienna

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Vienna | 2558 | 51% | 24% | 32.8% |
| Sites using Quandoo in Vienna | 9 | 47% | 0% | 32.8% |

The best of the sites using Quandoo in Vienna: Papaya Restaurant (C 67.7%, https://directindex.org/r/papayarestaurant.at); PIA Wohnzimmer (C 62.6%, https://directindex.org/r/piawohnzimmer.com); Pizzeria La Passione (D 53.8%, https://directindex.org/r/lapassione.at); Chuan (D 49.2%, https://directindex.org/r/chuan.at); L'Opera Restaurant and Cafe (D 46.2%, https://directindex.org/r/lopera.at).

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking only through quandoo; Quandoo's terms bar bots and automated use; a direct form on your own site has no such limit) the score would be about 92.8%: 78th of 2,558 in Vienna, up from 2087th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Kvetch, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/kvetch.at
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, Quandoo: No. Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.quandoo.co.uk/terms-conditions

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 18.3 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/kvetch.at
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/kvetch.at/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/kvetch.at/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=kvetch.at&force=1
