# Die Kulisse: Agent-Direct Score D (45.7%) Site: https://www.kulisse-koeln.de/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/kulisse-koeln.de Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.) Die Kulisse is hard for agents to use. ## Direct links - Phone: +49 221 2806996 ## What to fix first - **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **Structured data is incomplete.** (+7 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Live fetches as PerplexityBot (http_503) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing - **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Die Kulisse > bar or pub in Unter Käster 14-16 50667, Cologne cafes and bars. Phone +49 221 2806996. ## Opening hours Mo-Fr 16:00-01:00, Sa-Su 13:00-01:00 ## About - Website: https://www.kulisse-koeln.de/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents. - **Structured data present (Organization).** but without address, phone or hours ## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (D then) - Fixed: nothing - New: nothing ## Where it stands 173 of 361 in Cologne cafes and bars. Top 48% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 81% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 41% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 19% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 30% | no | Nearest places in the index: Cafe Extrablatt (A, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-extrablatt.de); Papa Joe’s Klimperkasten (C, 105 m, https://directindex.org/r/papajoes.de); Sünner im Walfisch (C, 106 m, https://directindex.org/r/walfisch.de); Bier Museum (D, 122 m, https://directindex.org/r/biermuseum-koeln.de); Oma Janßen (C, 123 m, https://directindex.org/r/oma-janssen.de); Craftbeer Corner Coeln (C, 128 m, https://directindex.org/r/craftbeercorner.eu); Wallraf-Richartz-Cafe (F, 134 m, https://directindex.org/r/wallraf-richartz-cafe.de); Kölners (B, 151 m, https://directindex.org/r/koelners.de); Enteresan (D, 159 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzeria-enteresan.de); Barney Vallely's (F, 185 m, https://directindex.org/r/barneyvallelys.com). ## What assistants answer Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included. Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 2026-10-14 46%, 2026-10-15 46%. Against its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (29% A or B, 36926 sites); This site 45.7%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/kulisse-koeln.de/agent-view ## Businesses like Die Kulisse in Cologne cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Same kind in Cologne cafes and bars | 361 | 44% | 13% | 45.7% | | Built with WordPress in Cologne cafes and bars | 149 | 53% | 19% | 45.7% | The best of Built with WordPress in Cologne cafes and bars: Ona Mor (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/onamor.de); Em Altertümche (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/em-altertuemche.de); The Irish Pub zur Post (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/irishpub-schildgen.de); Bingo Club (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/brettspielecafekoeln.de); Braustelle (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/braustelle.com). With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering path at all; Structured data is incomplete; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 90.3%: 3rd of 361 in Cologne cafes and bars, up from 173rd. ## The direct record What agents get for Die Kulisse, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/kulisse-koeln.de - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: Mo-Fr 16:00-01:00, Sa-Su 13:00-01:00 (from OpenStreetMap) - Phone: +49 221 2806996 ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 21.7 | 25 | | Readable | 8 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/kulisse-koeln.de - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/kulisse-koeln.de/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/kulisse-koeln.de/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=kulisse-koeln.de&force=1