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title: What an AI agent reads on Kickass Noodle Bar · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/kickassnoodlebar.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Kickass Noodle Bar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [kickassnoodlebar.com](http://kickassnoodlebar.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

1,127

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Kickass Noodle Bar · language en-US. First 1,127 of 1,127 characters:

```
Kickass Noodle Bar Kickass Noodle Bar We provide noodle delights ‹ › Menu About Menu Contact About The story behind Dr. Magic is an astrophysicist, who was born in Mongolia and moved with his family to Germany at an infant age. During his research studies he traveled the world, thereby learning new, exciting cultures and cuisines. In Australia, he discovered the locally very popular dish, laksa, for the first time. Laksa is a spicy coconut-curry noodle soup, which originates from Malaysia. Back at home, he found himself unable to find any laksa. Tormented by huge cravings for laksa, he decided to venture on a journey to fill the gap and popularize laksa by starting in Berlin. Philosophy We are passionate about delicious food and we believe in sustainable groceries. We want to provide fresh, healthy & tasty food at fair prices, made with love. We want to share a culinary experiences with you and take you to distant places. Misson Our aim is to introduce and popularize laksa to the dynamic street food scene in Berlin. We use just premium products of highest quality and make fresh home-made noodles.
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML kickassnoodlebar.com/?page_id=7 |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 (microdata:Article, microdata:WebPage) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```