--- title: What an AI agent reads on The Joker & The Thief · The Direct Index url: https://directindex.org/r/jokerandthief.co.uk/agent-view?format=md --- [The Direct Index](https://directindex.org/) [Scanner](https://directindex.org/scan)[Cities](https://directindex.org/cities)[Rankings](https://directindex.org/rankings)[Search](https://directindex.org/search)[Guides](https://directindex.org/guides)[About](https://directindex.org/about) [Report](https://directindex.org/r/jokerandthief.co.uk) · scanned 2026-10-14 # What an AI agent reads on The Joker & The Thief An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [jokerandthief.co.uk](https://jokerandthief.co.uk/), from the copy the scanner kept. 7,643 characters of text without JavaScript Organization structured data for the business 0 of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge Text ## The words an agent gets Title: The Joker and The Thief - The Joker and The Thief · language en-US. First 1,800 of 7,643 characters: ``` The Joker and The Thief - The Joker and The Thief About Pizza Wine Bar FAQ Contact Select Page The Joker & The Thief serving Leith since 2014 Welcome to The Joker & the Thief, a cozy wee pub on Elm Row. We serve great booze in a warm and welcoming environment. It really is a simple as that. We take great pride in the quality of the products we sell, and are proud to say this has resulted in our consistent inclusion in CAMRA’s Real Ale Quality Accreditation scheme. We place a strong emphasis on supporting local businesses and stocking local products so expect a varied and changing selection alongside the staples. We serve fresh pizza throughout the night direct from our friends at Origano and will strive to cater to all dietary requirements. We also host a regular, and free to enter, pub quiz led by the legendary Dr Paul each Wednesday evening at 6pm. Aside from being a brilliant evening, there’s a booze voucher and a rollover cash jackpot to be won! If you’d like some mind-blowing tricks with your pint we have weekly close up magic every Thursday courtesy of our resident magician Tim Licata. We do take reservations for large and small groups and can accommodate smaller events (please see our FAQ page for more information). Pizza Margherita (V) £12.95Tomato, Mozzarella Margherita Speciale (V) £14.95Tomato, Baby Mozzarella, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil Prosciutto £15.25Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto Pepperoni £15.25Tomato, Mozzarella, Pepperoni Calabrese (🌶️) £17.45Tomato, Mozzarella, Marscapone, Spicy Sausage, Nduja, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil Napoli £16.95Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Anchovies, Capers, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil Toscana £17.45Bechamel, Mozzarella, Fennel Salami, Spinach, Ricotta, Pecorino, Garlic Funghi (V) £16.95Tomato, Mozzarella ``` Facts ## What it can state about the business | A business type in JSON-LD | Organization | | Name | Just another WordPress site | | Telephone | no | | Address | no | | Opening hours | no | | Menu or price list | nothing | | Cuisine in structured data | no | | JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, Organization, SearchAction, WebPage) | Actions ## The links it would act on No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on. 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