# The Jinglin' Geordie: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://jinglingeordie.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/jinglingeordie.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Jinglin' Geordie's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 503). Rescans are free.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server answered Service Unavailable; a hosting firewall often answers this way to anything that is not a browser.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
364 of 377 in Edinburgh cafes and bars. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 90% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 36% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Mimi's Little Bakehouse (C, 24 m, https://directindex.org/r/mimisbakehouse.com); La Locanda (B, 27 m, https://directindex.org/r/lalocandaedinburgh.co.uk); Brewhemia (B, 28 m, https://directindex.org/r/brewhemia.co.uk); Fruitmarket Cafe (B, 58 m, https://directindex.org/r/fruitmarket.co.uk); Scotsman's Lounge (F, 76 m, https://directindex.org/r/thescotsmanslounge.co.uk); Jake's Place (C, 99 m, https://directindex.org/r/belushis.com); Ecco Vino (B, 101 m, https://directindex.org/r/eccovinoedinburgh.com); The Doric (B, 108 m, https://directindex.org/r/the-doric.com); The Inn On The Mile (C, 136 m, https://directindex.org/r/theinnonthemile.co.uk); The Royal Mile Tavern (D, 141 m, https://directindex.org/r/royalmiletavern.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like The Jinglin' Geordie in Edinburgh cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Edinburgh cafes and bars | 377 | 50% | 31% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Edinburgh cafes and bars: Cafe Vera (A 97.5%, https://directindex.org/r/cafevera.co.uk); Tolbooth Tavern (A 95%, https://directindex.org/r/tolboothtavern.co.uk); The Ox (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/theoxedinburgh.com); Loujayne's Khartoum Cafe (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/khartoumcafe.uk); Toast Tea (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/toasttea.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Jinglin' Geordie, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/jinglingeordie.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/jinglingeordie.co.uk/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/jinglingeordie.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=jinglingeordie.co.uk&force=1