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title: What an AI agent reads on Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/jimmyvalentineslhc.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [jimmyvalentineslhc.com](https://www.jimmyvalentineslhc.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

903

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club · language en-US. First 903 of 903 characters:

```
Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club Search for: HOME Beer Menu Reservations High-Resolution Photos for Download Contact Section Tittle Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club HOME Beer Menu Reservations High-Resolution Photos for Download Contact Toggle mobile menu Section Tittle Section Tittle 1103 Bladensburg Rd, NE Washington DC Sunday – Thursday: 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM Friday & Saturday: 8:00 PM – 3:00AM DJ’s & dancing every Friday & Saturday on our premier MARTIN AUDIO Sound System Section Tittle Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club Upcoming Events Section Tittle Reservations Click button below to make a reservation Reservation Section Tittle Current Beer Menu Full Beer Menu Section Tittle How To Find Us Look for the pink marquee at 1103 Bladensburg Rd. NE Section Tittle Follow Us Hours Sunday— Thursday 8pm — 2am Friday — Saturday 8pm — 3am Newsletter Sign up for event updates and promotions.
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.jimmyvalentineslhc.com/beer-menu/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 (microdata:WPHeader) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [www.jimmyvalentineslhc.com/reservation/](https://www.jimmyvalentineslhc.com/reservation/) | booking | the business's own site |

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```