# Jerk Lab: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://jerklab.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/jerklab.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Jerk Lab's website on 2026-10-21 (http 409). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Jerk Lab's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +447885727166
- Address: 187a Torridon Rd, SE6 1RF, London

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Jerk Lab that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Sea Breeze Fish Bar (550 m): https://directindex.org/r/seabreezefishbar.co.uk
- Brill Burger (610 m): https://directindex.org/r/brillonthegrill.com
- Monsoon (620 m): https://directindex.org/r/monsoon.co.uk
- Last Outpost (910 m): https://directindex.org/r/lastoutpost.co
- Bengal Brasserie (1.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/bengalb.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_409.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
8357 of 8985 in London. Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 63% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Nazran's Indian Cuisine (F, 472 m, https://directindex.org/r/nazrans.uk); Sea Breeze Fish Bar (B, 554 m, https://directindex.org/r/seabreezefishbar.co.uk); Brill Burger (C, 613 m, https://directindex.org/r/brillonthegrill.com); Monsoon (B, 619 m, https://directindex.org/r/monsoon.co.uk); Pizza Roma (F, 627 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzaromacatford.co.uk); Top Hut Pizza & Chicken (C, 776 m, https://directindex.org/r/tophutpizza.com); Last Outpost (A, 906 m, https://directindex.org/r/lastoutpost.co); Savannas (F, 936 m, https://directindex.org/r/tally.so); Chicken Star (C, 994 m, https://directindex.org/r/chickenstarlondon.co.uk); Bengal Brasserie (A, 1081 m, https://directindex.org/r/bengalb.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Jerk Lab wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london/recommended


## Businesses like Jerk Lab in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 8985 | 54% | 36% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London: ALBA London - Italian Restaurant Knightsbridge (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alba-ldn.uk); AVA - Steakhouse & Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/avagrill.co.uk); Akatuki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akatuki.co.uk); Aki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akilondon.com); Al-Fanar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alfanarrestaurant.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Jerk Lab, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/jerklab.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +447885727166

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/jerklab.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/jerklab.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=jerklab.co.uk&force=1