# Jaded monkey: Agent-Direct Score F (38.5%)

Site: https://jadedmonkey.de/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/jadedmonkey.de
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Jaded monkey is largely invisible to agents.

## Direct links
- Phone: +49 89 2694 9401

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Jaded monkey",
  "url": "https://jadedmonkey.de/",
  "telephone": "+49 89 2694 9401",
  "email": "mail@jadedmonkey.de",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Herzog-Wilhelm-Straße 25",
    "postalCode": "80331",
    "addressLocality": "München",
    "addressCountry": "DE"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 48.1354221,
    "longitude": 11.5672574
  },
  "openingHours": "Tu-Sa 20:00-03:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "20:00",
      "closes": "03:00"
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Jaded monkey

> bar or pub in Herzog-Wilhelm-Straße 25 80331 München, Munich cafes and bars. Phone +49 89 2694 9401.

## Opening hours

Tu-Sa 20:00-03:00

## About

- Website: https://jadedmonkey.de/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.

## Where it stands
306 of 537 in Munich cafes and bars. Top 57% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 80% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 76% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 85% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 26% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Patolli (D, 139 m, https://directindex.org/r/patolli.net); Starbucks (F, 156 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.com); WonderWaffel (D, 207 m, https://directindex.org/r/wonderwaffel.de); Corleone (F, 240 m, https://directindex.org/r/corleone.cc); Bohne & Malz (B, 278 m, https://directindex.org/r/bohneundmalz.de); Unter Deck (F, 291 m, https://directindex.org/r/unterdeck.de); Senatore (D, 298 m, https://directindex.org/r/senatore.bar); Cole & Porter (C, 320 m, https://directindex.org/r/coleandporter.de); Filmwirtschaft (B, 324 m, https://directindex.org/r/city-kinos.de); Vollaths (B, 352 m, https://directindex.org/r/vollaths.me).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/jadedmonkey.de/agent-view

Read by AI agents 6 times this month.

## Businesses like Jaded monkey in Munich cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Munich cafes and bars | 537 | 41% | 10% | 38.5% |

The best of Same kind in Munich cafes and bars: The Potting Shed (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/the-potting-shed.de); The Madam Bar (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/madamstripclub.com); Madam Anna Ekke (A 87.7%, https://directindex.org/r/madamannaekke.de); Café-Bistro Roj (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-bistro-rom.com); SUPREMO KAFFEERÖSTEREI & CAFÉ (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/supremo.coffee).

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering path at all; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 95.4%: first of 537 in Munich cafes and bars.

## The direct record
What agents get for Jaded monkey, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/jadedmonkey.de
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Tu-Sa 20:00-03:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +49 89 2694 9401

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/jadedmonkey.de
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/jadedmonkey.de/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=jadedmonkey.de&force=1