# Jack The Chipper: Agent-Direct Score D (46.2%)

Site: https://www.jackthechipper.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/jackthechipper.com
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Jack The Chipper is hard for agents to use.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 20 3876 6334

## What to fix first
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+10 points) Live fetches as GPTBot (cloudflare_challenge), ClaudeBot (cloudflare_challenge), PerplexityBot (cloudflare_challenge) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Jack The Chipper

> fast food restaurant (fish and chips) in Creek Road 334 SE10 9SW London, London. Phone +44 20 3876 6334.

## Opening hours

Mo-Sa 07:00-23:30; Su 07:00-22:30

## About

- Website: https://www.jackthechipper.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **Structured data present (Restaurant).** address, phone, opening hours

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: The site could not be read at all
- New: The server turned AI crawlers away at the door; No menu or price list; No booking or ordering path at all; No llms.txt

## Where it stands
2690 of 2990 in London. Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 86% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 60% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 28% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Buffalo (C, 13 m, https://directindex.org/r/buffalo-greenwich.co.uk); Bianco43 (B, 28 m, https://directindex.org/r/bianco43.com); Slim Chickens (F, 32 m, https://directindex.org/r/slimchickens.co.uk); Lokanta (B, 55 m, https://directindex.org/r/lokantagreenwich.co.uk); Hullabaloo (D, 82 m, https://directindex.org/r/hullabaloostreetfood.co.uk); Kaze Lounge (A, 102 m, https://directindex.org/r/kazelounge.com); Japes (B, 117 m, https://directindex.org/r/japespizza.com); Grind (A, 128 m, https://directindex.org/r/grind.co.uk); Chacarero (D, 136 m, https://directindex.org/r/chacarerolondon.co.uk); Pho Street (F, 166 m, https://directindex.org/r/phostreet.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with Wix 58% (35% A or B, 3255 sites); This site 46.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/jackthechipper.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Jack The Chipper in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in London | 2990 | 54% | 40% | 46.2% |
| Built with Wix in London | 191 | 64% | 40% | 46.2% |

The best of Built with Wix in London: Bali Satay House (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/balisatayhouse.co.uk); El Molino (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/elmolino.co.uk); Forty Four (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/fortyfourrestaurant.co.uk); Fresh Fry Fish & Chips (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/freshfrybarnet.co.uk); Ginger (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/gingerindiancuisine.co.uk).

With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering path at all; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 95.4%: 51st of 2,990 in London, up from 2690th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Jack The Chipper, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/jackthechipper.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Sa 07:00-23:30; Su 07:00-22:30 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +44 20 3876 6334

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 15 | 25 |
| Readable | 15 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/jackthechipper.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/jackthechipper.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/jackthechipper.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=jackthechipper.com&force=1