# Illegal Burger: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://illegalburger.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/illegalburger.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Illegal Burger's website on 2026-10-24 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Illegal Burger's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Address: Larimer Street 1512 80202 Denver
- Step-free access (OpenStreetMap)

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Illegal Burger that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Osteria Marco (100 m): https://directindex.org/r/osteriamarco.com
- Jovanina’s Broken Italian (220 m): https://directindex.org/r/jovanina.com
- Il Fornaio (390 m): https://directindex.org/r/ilfornaio.com
- Mici Handcrafted Italian (490 m): https://directindex.org/r/miciitalian.com
- Venice Ristorante (500 m): https://directindex.org/r/veniceristorante.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** There's a bot challenge in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge), so a plain fetch never gets to the page. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1336 of 1435 in Denver. Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 91% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 64% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 33% | yes |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Cafe Colore (F, 13 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafecoloredenver.com); Osteria Marco (C, 98 m, https://directindex.org/r/osteriamarco.com); Jovanina’s Broken Italian (C, 217 m, https://directindex.org/r/jovanina.com); Il Fornaio (B, 392 m, https://directindex.org/r/ilfornaio.com); Panzano (C, 451 m, https://directindex.org/r/panzano-denver.com); Mici Handcrafted Italian (A, 492 m, https://directindex.org/r/miciitalian.com); Venice Ristorante (B, 503 m, https://directindex.org/r/veniceristorante.com); Maggiano's Little Italy (B, 904 m, https://directindex.org/r/maggianos.com); Bar Red (D, 975 m, https://directindex.org/r/barreddenver.com); Gattara (D, 1331 m, https://directindex.org/r/gattararestaurant.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Denver and named 54 places. Illegal Burger wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/denver/recommended


## Businesses like Illegal Burger in Denver

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Denver | 1435 | 56% | 39% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Denver: 5280 Burger Bar and Creamery (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/5280burgerbar.com); Ace Eat Serve (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/aceeatserve.com); Bacon Social House (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/baconsocialhouse.com); Barstool Bites (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/seasideonthepier.com); Beau Jo's Denver (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/beaujos.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Illegal Burger, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/illegalburger.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/illegalburger.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/illegalburger.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=illegalburger.com&force=1