# Alchemy: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.iamalchemy.co.uk
Report: https://directindex.org/r/iamalchemy.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Alchemy's website on 2026-10-21 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Alchemy's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 0141 255 0550
- Address: 14 South Frederick St, G1 1HJ, Glasgow

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Alchemy that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Bloom Lifestyle Salon (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/bloomlifestyle.co.uk
- The Beauty Store (200 m): https://directindex.org/r/thebeautystore.biz
- Jasmine Thai Massage (220 m): https://directindex.org/r/jasminethaimassage.net
- Chesné Hair (240 m): https://directindex.org/r/chesnehair.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server didn't answer requests from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking them. A real browser tried too and got inspect: Execution context was destroyed.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
421 of 472 in Glasgow hairdressers and beauty salons. Top 89% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 94% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 12% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 8% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 59% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Bloom Lifestyle Salon (B, 80 m, https://directindex.org/r/bloomlifestyle.co.uk); Goodwin's Hair Boutique (F, 151 m, https://directindex.org/r/page.link); 1920 (D, 171 m, https://directindex.org/r/garconglasgow.co.uk); Alan Edwards (D, 173 m, https://directindex.org/r/alanedwardssalon.com); Mauge Style (D, 190 m, https://directindex.org/r/maugestyle.co.uk); Julie Ross Aestheticienne (F, 193 m, https://directindex.org/r/julieross-salon.co.uk); The Beauty Store (C, 204 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebeautystore.biz); Jasmine Thai Massage (B, 220 m, https://directindex.org/r/jasminethaimassage.net); Thomas Paterson (F, 228 m, https://directindex.org/r/glasgowhairdressers.com); Chesné Hair (C, 239 m, https://directindex.org/r/chesnehair.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Alchemy in Glasgow hairdressers and beauty salons

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Glasgow hairdressers and beauty salons | 472 | 47% | 17% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Glasgow hairdressers and beauty salons: Roar Hair & Beauty (A 89.2%, https://directindex.org/r/roarhairandbeauty.com); Headmasters (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/headmasters.com); Emma Loen (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/emmaloen.com); Bright Care Glasgow (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/brightcare.co.uk); Complete Hair and Beauty (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/completesalon.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Alchemy, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/iamalchemy.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 0141 255 0550

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/iamalchemy.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/iamalchemy.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=iamalchemy.co.uk&force=1